I been swearin' like sailors for the past 20 years
When I get real upset I'll take it out on your ears
So just reach for the button that will give off a beep
Cuz the FCC says these words make you a creep
I said noooooooooo......can't say motherfu@&*r

There's a couple of words now, that you just cannot say
On the ol' radio or TV anyway
Well like George Carlin said, they're not really that bad
It's the meaning behind them that should make you mad
But still noooooooo......can't say motherfu@&*r

You can't say a**hole on the 6:00 news
If you utter sh*t then they will give you the blues
Give me the guts to say p*ss, t*ts, and c*nt
I'll scream c*ck sucker, censor me if you want

Savin' the big one, my favorite of all
Could make the whole country erode crumble and fall
It's got so many meanings, and I'll use every one
I might even say f*ck you just for fun
I said noooooooooo......can't say motherfu@&*r

You can't say a**hole on the 6:00 news
If you utter sh*t then they will give you the blues
Give me the guts to say p*ss, t*ts, and c*nt
I'll scream c*ck sucker, censor me if you want
I said wellllll......can't say motherfu@&*r (4X)

He added three more to his great bit
F*rt, t*rd and tw*t, but I'm sure that's not it
There's many more not on the list
Tune in next time for ones I missed
Can't say motherfu@&*r (several X)