Song Parodies -> So Gone (White Sox Version)
| Original Song Title: | "So Gone" |
| Original Performer: | Monica |
| Parody Song Title: | "So Gone (White Sox Version)" |
| Parody Written by: | Freddie C. |
No wonder why the boys at Comiskey are so jealous: As long as the Cubs play at Wrigley, the White Sox will always be known as "that other team from Chicago," and unfairly so. (And by the way, DJ Jennifer's a huge White Sox fan, so you'll know this was her idea.)
So gone over you, you, you
Yeah...
Go White Sox! (Whoo!)
Silly of me, devoted so much time
To find Comiskey empty, man, I nearly lost my mind
Drive past Wrigley Field every day in my SUV
Wondering what the Cubs had on my Sox, to steal the fans from me, yeah
(They make us feel) They make us feel we're so gone
(So gone) Oh, they make us
(They make us feel) Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, we're
(So gone) Ooh
All the games we lost, uh, The Cubs took our fans away
We asked ourselves over again, "Why did they go away?"
To toss Comiskey aside, and move to the North Side
What do the Cubs have on us, to make us feel more blue than white?
(They make us feel) They make us feel we're so gone
(So gone) Oh, they make us
(They make us feel) Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, we're
(So gone) Ooh
(rapping)
Now, listen up, we're a rowdy team
Sometimes we have to fight cause we're just too mean
Chicago, why you treat us like a bunch of damn scrubs?
Make us wanna ride up to Wrigley and then
Burn up the ivy and blow out the Cubs
Cause you know the White Sox ain't having this
Thought you were our friends, but you're phony, so get
(So gone) My Pale Hosers, still here!
What they do, we do better (Ooh, oh)
What they do to make you like them (What did they do)
Is it once, or forever?
Come on, now can we win the battle? (Is it once or forever?)
What they do, we do better (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
What they do to make you like them (Yeah, ooh)
Is it once, or forever? (Are they real?)
Come on now, can we win the battle? (Oh)
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox (Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox)
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, ooh
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox (Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox)
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox (Cause you know the White Sox ain't having that), yeah
(They make us feel) They make us feel we're so gone
(So gone) Oh, they make us
(They make us feel) Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, we're
(So gone) Ooh
Why you like the Cubs?
Why you think we're scrubs?
Why you like the Cubs now?
Yeah...
Go White Sox! (Whoo!)
Silly of me, devoted so much time
To find Comiskey empty, man, I nearly lost my mind
Drive past Wrigley Field every day in my SUV
Wondering what the Cubs had on my Sox, to steal the fans from me, yeah
(They make us feel) They make us feel we're so gone
(So gone) Oh, they make us
(They make us feel) Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, we're
(So gone) Ooh
All the games we lost, uh, The Cubs took our fans away
We asked ourselves over again, "Why did they go away?"
To toss Comiskey aside, and move to the North Side
What do the Cubs have on us, to make us feel more blue than white?
(They make us feel) They make us feel we're so gone
(So gone) Oh, they make us
(They make us feel) Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, we're
(So gone) Ooh
(rapping)
Now, listen up, we're a rowdy team
Sometimes we have to fight cause we're just too mean
Chicago, why you treat us like a bunch of damn scrubs?
Make us wanna ride up to Wrigley and then
Burn up the ivy and blow out the Cubs
Cause you know the White Sox ain't having this
Thought you were our friends, but you're phony, so get
(So gone) My Pale Hosers, still here!
What they do, we do better (Ooh, oh)
What they do to make you like them (What did they do)
Is it once, or forever?
Come on, now can we win the battle? (Is it once or forever?)
What they do, we do better (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
What they do to make you like them (Yeah, ooh)
Is it once, or forever? (Are they real?)
Come on now, can we win the battle? (Oh)
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox (Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox)
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, ooh
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox (Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox)
Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox (Cause you know the White Sox ain't having that), yeah
(They make us feel) They make us feel we're so gone
(So gone) Oh, they make us
(They make us feel) Oh, and I love them, love the White Sox, we're
(So gone) Ooh
Why you like the Cubs?
Why you think we're scrubs?
Why you like the Cubs now?
And Freddie C.? Still a Cubs fan.
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...Haha...Funny song. Almost makes me feel guilty that I'm a Cubs fan who lives on the South Side. I give the Sox props where they're due though. See ya. Once again, good song
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