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Song Parodies -> "Bloat Up"

Original Song Title:

"Float On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Modest Mouse

Parody Song Title:

"Bloat Up"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I stuffed my face with a Twinkie case and overate
But now my gut hurts I’ve got a stomachache
I filled my mouth with WAY too much and now I’m in pain
What’s even worse my shirt has gravy stains

I eat and bloat up its lame!
Swallowed fifteen candy canes!
Now my insides feel shame
All-You-Can-Eat is all to blame now!

My large intestine is screaming, “Please! No more cured ham!”
It’s not worth it cause I’ll soon explode from gas
Why did I spoon down that curry and six eggplants?
Cause now my body wants to blast my pants
It stinks cause I’m stuck on this crowded jet airplane
When I bloat up now one should sit near me!

Oops! I’m allergic to eggs
So “Kill me” my tummy begs
I have such internal pain
Because I bloat up

It’s gross, I’m belching since I’ve bloat up
Felt belly’s fury when I bloat up
Don’t light some matches or you’ll blow up
There’s too much methane since I bloat up

Insides unsteady
The times I bloat up aren’t nice, I’m belching
When I bloat up
I drank that Slurpee and polished off a whole bag of jerky
I have bloat up
That Sprite was fizzy so I’ve bloat up
I’m in a tizzy when I bloat up
Chest pains aren’t pretty
Since I’ve bloat up
This dinner date’s gone lousy
Since I’ve bloat up
Gas might be building
I’ve got hiccups (Oh shite!)
Indigestion when I bloat up (Oh shite!)
Since I’ve bloat up…

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Mark Scotti - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
$5.55 at the "All You Can Vote" cafe!!!
Christie Marie M - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Never heard this OS in ages! Great job, Matt! Bloating up with 555's for this one!
Old Man Ribber - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Matthias - I a word...heavy! ;D
Old Man Ribber - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
INJH a word! ;D
Old Man Ribber - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
IN!!! Whew...this is hard...lol. ;D

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