Song Parodies -> My HP Is Faulty
| Original Song Title: | "Ocean Breaths Salty" |
| Original Performer: | Modest Mouse |
| Parody Song Title: | "My HP Is Faulty" |
| Parody Written by: | Scisorkick |
I have a HP computer, and it is a piece of garbage. So here is my warning not to but them ever
My hard drive is gone
I'm gonna carry it in
To a local Best Buy or Circut City
And why did I buy a HP, when they're so sh**y
Well I don't know, I don't know why I went and bought one
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
Well it sucked ass
Well it sucked ass
Collected my belongings and bought a Dell
Thanks for wasting my time, I hope you burn in hell
Cause it deleted my file, it deleted my file
The HP is faulty, won't you stop selling them
In your aisle, in your store, in your chain
And maybe I'll get lucky, and your stop my pain
Cause I didn't know, but now I know, you big jerk
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
Well it sucked ass
Well it sucked ass
Collected my belongings and bought a Dell
Thanks for wasting my time, I hope you burn in hell
Cause it deleted my file, it deleted my file
Well that is that, but I'm still pissed
Will you tell me if there was something in your sales pitch I missed
When my wallet met your hand
(I missed) Why you and your boss put this crap out there to buy
When the HP crashed in on itself and said:
Good luck for your sake I hope you bought
That 2 month insurance, everyone should do that
I wasted time, and money on this crap
My hard drive is gone
I'm gonna carry it in
To a local Circut City or Best Buy
The guy who made this s**t deserves to die
I kind of mind, I kinda mind, it wasted my time
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
Well it sucked ass
Well it sucked ass
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
When my wallet met your hand
I wasted time and lots of money on this crap
I'm gonna carry it in
To a local Best Buy or Circut City
And why did I buy a HP, when they're so sh**y
Well I don't know, I don't know why I went and bought one
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
Well it sucked ass
Well it sucked ass
Collected my belongings and bought a Dell
Thanks for wasting my time, I hope you burn in hell
Cause it deleted my file, it deleted my file
The HP is faulty, won't you stop selling them
In your aisle, in your store, in your chain
And maybe I'll get lucky, and your stop my pain
Cause I didn't know, but now I know, you big jerk
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
Well it sucked ass
Well it sucked ass
Collected my belongings and bought a Dell
Thanks for wasting my time, I hope you burn in hell
Cause it deleted my file, it deleted my file
Well that is that, but I'm still pissed
Will you tell me if there was something in your sales pitch I missed
When my wallet met your hand
(I missed) Why you and your boss put this crap out there to buy
When the HP crashed in on itself and said:
Good luck for your sake I hope you bought
That 2 month insurance, everyone should do that
I wasted time, and money on this crap
My hard drive is gone
I'm gonna carry it in
To a local Circut City or Best Buy
The guy who made this s**t deserves to die
I kind of mind, I kinda mind, it wasted my time
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
Well it sucked ass
Well it sucked ass
Well That is that, and now it's in the trash
You told me when I bought it that it would last
When my wallet met your hand
I wasted time and lots of money on this crap
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