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Song Parodies -> "The Mac"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Get It Back"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Mac"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Day 1, when we begun
You'd stop listening to Mark Morrison
Which was fun
We thought that you were past him;
Now, that's all changed
And we find you a little bit strange
Maybe deranged
But we know that you will never change

All the time you've been told
That all your albums and stuff should be sold
Start listening to Cold
And not to a rapper who's bald
You won't listen to us,
Instead you just kick up a fiss
We're telling you one thing
That the guy is just bad, the guy is just bad when he (sings)

All of the time it's return of the Mac
'Til it suddenly clicked that he's totally cack
Now he's gone and we thought that you'd never look back
But it's just not going down like that

Day 2, me and you
Arguin' 'til our faces were blue
He isn't cool
And the one who disagrees is a fool
I accept, that you read
About him in Smash Hits but like I said
He should be dead
And to all the dogs he should be fed

(Rpt bridge + chorous)

Boy, let me tell you this
Return of the Mac was just an enormous great biig pile of shit
'Cos he couldn't sing
Due to the fact that he is (the worst rapper in the whole wide world)

It was a happy environment, a beautiful time when
The Mac wasn't born and everybody was smilin'
Now you've bought all his records and that's pretty bad timing
'Cos he's gone out of fashion and can't get any signings
(He's a really bad singer)
He can't rap
(A really bad singer)
He's totally crap
(A really bad singer)
He should just go away for good
And I reckon if he doesn't then you really should

(Rpt chorous 'til end)

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S-Express - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You could make it clearer what the parody?s about - I thought it was about McDonald?s!

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