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Song Parodies -> "The Vicious Two"

Original Song Title:

"The Special Two"

Original Performer:

Missy Higgins

Parody Song Title:

"The Vicious Two"

The Lyrics

A tale of blossoming hearts... recently extracted from a bunch of butchered hitchhikers. Scroll down 'Select track' at
[Girl:] I'm carving spleens and slicing through some brains.
[Guy:] Well, I am flailing guys and carving up their veins!
[Girl:] A mask sure helps when getting spritzed by bloody spray.
[Guy:] Oh yeah, like when you're re-incising guts with razor blades!
[Girl:] If they're hung, you'll save a fortune on quick-wipes.
[Guy:] They sure keep oozing lots from gunplay and a cleaving knife!
[Girl:] But when they're drowning, see, they always scream too soft.
[Guy:] Same with decapitations. Shrieks are quickly offed!

[Both:] You love to bisect through,
A torso with a scythe?
Guess we'll be the vicious two,
Hunt some men!

[Guy:] Oh, you can phone the victim's mother!
[Girl:] I'll grease the shovel!
[Guy:] Dig graves in our backyard!
[Both:] We'll maul together, cuz we're the vicious two!

[Girl:] And we can bury leagues of corpses!
[Guy:] A spree of slaughter!
[Girl:] Embalming lots for sport!
[Both:] Our glee is morbid, cuz we're the vicious two!

[Guy:] I dismembered someone, sold their severed feet.
[Girl:] Sometimes I'll hack kids up. My butcher buys the meat!
[Guy:] Well, I've had chubby gals immured inside my well.
[Girl:] I've worn some guy's mauled face, eluding cops from jail!
[Guy:] It tends to splatter when drilling nerves, the bile stains white lace.
[Girl:] Just undress the casualties, THEN hoe in with your best mace!
[Guy:] Oh, most will rot, preserving all those corpses is quite hard.
[Girl:] Ah, but with an axe to chop and dice, the smaller bits will fit in jars!
[Both:] Yeah, we are the vicious two! Gonna slay again!

[Girl:] Oh, you can hold the nails and hammer!
[Guy:] I'll clean the dagger!
[Girl:] Keep acid in the bath!
[Both:] We'll scald together, cuz we're the vicious two!

[Guy:] And we can watch them scream and suffer,
[Girl:] O'er tea and supper!
[Guy:] Keep harming folk for sport!
[Both:] So grim and horrid! Oh, we're the vicious two!

[Girl:] I'm scooping out some guy's eyes, for our dinner.
[Guy:] Well, I'll chop off his knees with a hooked tool.
[Girl:] Cook it in his grease. Oh dumpling, could you braise his brain?
[Guy:] The stuffing cures his heart, mmm-mmm!
[Girl:] There's ginger on the shelf.
[Guy:] Guts, dismembering!
[Girl:] Love is simmering!
[Both:] What a pair!

[Guy:] Oh, we'll debone and bleed cadavers!
[Girl:] Knit tweed pall covers!
[Guy:] We're mad but won't get caught!
[Both:] We'll kill together, we are the vicious two!

[Girl:] But if we finally do get captured,
[Guy:] We'll wear straitjackets.
[Guy:] And argue that the court...
[Both:] Fry us together! Oh, we're the vicious two!

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Lil' Mak - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
That's hilarious.
Annie - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
It's pretty funny, however, it makes me worry about you.

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