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Song Parodies -> "I'll Pun This"

Original Song Title:

"We Run This"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Missy Elliott

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Pun This"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

The bottom of the joke barrel please come to the forefront!
Intro: These jokes maybe duplicated and recycled
They may make you a sick individual
Sick spoof! Amiright!
Believe it!
Oh! Oh!
Let me spit some clichés

Verse 1: A boy ate some coins, bet
Mom frets, but they said, “There’s no change yet.”
I’ll go cheap, so cheap for tee-hees
Won’t cheat, won’t blaspheme, won’t bleeping say sheep
Heard a rich man hit two trees
I guess he put the Benz in Mercedes
Pun up, some fun stuff, sho’ nuff
I ain’t scared to spit some more (You really want an encore?)
Tipsy havin’ good times (good times)
Crushed grapes let out whines
I’ll spear it, don’t fear it, I’ll clear it
If you really, really want’em
Then buddy I’ll pun’em (I’ll pun’em)
You hear a man’s left got sliced? (got sliced?)
Yeah, but now he’s really all right
These puns, rerun, overdone
May stun, long run, but they’re tons of fun

Chorus: I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
Oh, oh, oh
It don’t matter what you write
If you speak in puns
Maybe that’s how the Apostles
Got to speak in tongues? (No way!)
Good joke, bad joke, sad joke?
Hopin’ I don’t choke
Yeah I’ll pun it
Yeah I’ll pun it
You know I’ve done it
1st place I’m comin’
Oh, I’ll pun this beep
I’ll pun this sheep

Verse 2: I sold computers
Just survived
I did this up until I lost my drive
Five to five, and just to stay alive
Now I thrive and I just wanna jive
Two silk worms, had themselves a race
And just as it turns out
Ended in a tie place
Could write straight, but now’s not the case
I’m a parodist and I go at my own pace
With a solid base, I’m an ace
Knew this girl from my hood
She wondered why the ball got bigger
She didn’t know, but then it just hit her
Man I can do this the best
Called the police to the daycare “Kid’s Chest”
Where a kid resisted a rest
I wanna know if I’m the “punniest”

Chorus: I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
Oh, oh, oh
It don’t matter what you write
If you speak in puns
Maybe that’s how the Apostles
Got to speak in tongues? (No way!)
Good joke, bad joke, sad joke?
Hopin’ I don’t choke
Yeah I’ll pun it
Yeah I’ll pun it
You know I’ve done it
1st place I’m comin’
Oh, I’ll pun this beep
I’ll pun this sheep

Bridge: Tell me, are we havin’ pun tonight y’all? (Hell Yeah!)
Yo, do we like to get our Amiright on? (Hell Yeah!)
I wish this were a pun-off (Hell Yeah!)
Cuz y’all stars
Y’all are parody gods (Hell Yeah!)

Verse 3: I knew this one chick
A lot of people say that she’s lost it
Went out with this one guy and it cost him
Where are they now?
They’re not as good, don’t act like she should
I could not believe he had a leg make of wood
‘Til she broke it off
If I had to make a bid, which laughs like a kid?
Cuz I gave you ten puns, and no pun in ten did

Chorus: I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
Oh, oh, oh
It don’t matter what you write
If you speak in puns
Maybe that’s how the Apostles
Got to speak in tongues? (No way!)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
I’ll pun this (pun this)
Oh, oh, oh
Represent the jokes and act like you know
Know how to write before you sign your funny in for mo’

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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bobpiecheese - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Was expecting a pun ev'ry line, but I guess that might've gotten old by the end, so I like the route you took here. Very funny, great pacing (as far as I can tell, Missy Elliot's hard to read along to)...just all around great parody. 555!
Matthias - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Pretty punny work! There were some really hilarious lines in here and ones that made me groan.
Below Average Dave - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah TCOP-it would have. . .Blayde good work, echoing Matty here, but that's the name of the game in punady--so great job
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
StuPUNNEDous parody writing.
Matthias - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
If Fozzie Bear was a rapper (like the Moopet version of him from the new Muppets movie) this would be his theme song. I swear I could hear Fozzie deliver all of these lines with Statlar and Waldorf making fun of him from up in the balcony!
Porfle Popnecker - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Spectacular punnage!
Rex - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You be rappun like a pro!
bobpiecheese - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Below Average Dave - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Opinion hasn't changed much, the only thing I'll say is that it was a tad hard to follow due to change ups from the original that made it hard to pace. . .but hey what can I say--Missy is a tough artist to parody.

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