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Song Parodies -> "Lose Some Weight"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Control"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Missy Elliott

Parody Song Title:

"Lose Some Weight"

Parody Written by:

M!KEY

The Lyrics

Everybody lose some weight
Everybody lose some weight

Let's go
Hey hey hey
hey hey hey
Here we go now
Here we go now
Here we go now
Here we go now
Ya fat now
(Everybody lose some weight)
Cant fit in ya house
Stuck in ya chair
Cant fit in ya house
Fat man fatty man fatty man fatty

I've got cellulite
Flabby waist
Fat legs outta shape
Jelly shakin' both ways
Make you throw up in ya face
Swollen ankles huge feet
Belly flopper big knockas
Jelly shaker choclate eater
To much sweeties muthafuckas
Ma rolls bounce, wibble wobble
Jiggle jiggle, wobble wobble
Rolls bounce up, down
My feet outta sight
See ma belly suck it in
Tuck it in hold it in
Make dat belly wibble wobble
Booty bouncing jiggle jiggle

Everybody here
Lose some weight
Get yo backs off tha sofa
Cuz the doctor said so
Everybody (wibble,wibble)
Everybody
Everybody (wobble,wobble)
Everybody

Well ya rolls gettin' bigger
For all your choclate eating
Now your blocking the sun

Time to go on diet

Boy that choclate
Makes me put it on

We gon' make you lose some weight
Tuck it in hide ya belly for me
For it hits tha flo'

You'll sweat to the beat till ya (tired)
Walk in ya house (oops)
You still cant get in
Wave ya hands scream (burning!)
If you smoke den I'll beleive
Bring da weight down and (holla)
Damn you lazy stand up
Dr. turn it (harder)
Take some flab from da waist den (uh)
Now suck it out yo face like (uh)
flabotic fatotic
This here lettice fill ya bellies
Take some flab from ya waist den (uh)
Now suck it from the face like (uh)
rollmatic flabbitatic
Lose that flab automatic

Work wait
Work work work wait
Work work work wait
Work work work wait
Lose that weight

Your flab....
Hits tha floor hits tha floor
Hits tha floor hits tha floor
Hits tha floor hits tha floor
Hits tha floor

Everybody here
Everybody here
Lose some weight
Get yo backs off tha sofa
Cuz the doctor said so
Everybody (wibble,wibble)
Everybody
Everybody (wobble,wobble)
Everybody

Let's go

Everybody here
Lose some weight

Get yo backs off da sofa

Cuz the Dr. said

So
Everybody (wibble,wibble)
Everybody (jiggle, jiggle)
Everybody (wobble,wobble)

Everybody(flobber)
Lose weight

Now get yo back of tha sofa
get yo back of tha sofa
get yo back of tha sofa
get yo back of tha sofa
get yo back of tha sofa
Cant fit in ya house
Stuck in ya chair
Cant fit in ya house
(verybody lose some weight)
We on a diet we on a diet
We on a diet we on a diet
Lose some girl, lose some girl, lose some girl
Yeah, now jiggle yo arm to tha left girl
Now wibble yo arm to tha left girl
Now wobble yo arm to tha right girl
Now flobber yo arm to tha right girl
Let's go now, let's go now, let's go now,
Woo, let's go
Does my cellulite shine through?
Now wobble it back now
Woooo oohhh
I see your rolls
Now see Atkins Atkins take that weight off
Now shake it girl
Come on and jus shake it girl
Come on and let it jiggle right girl
Come on and let it jiggle right girl
Now pack it up girl
Pack it up girl
Pack it up girl
Pack it up girl
Woooo, woooo, woooo, go go
Bring it to da front girl go go
Bring it to da front girl go go
Bring it to da front girl go go
Bring it to da front girl let's go, let's go, let's go
(Wooo)
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M!KEY - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I think i was abit mean with this one.... but its funny.....Wibble wibble wobble wobble
Tyrell - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't care if u thought it was mean cause i thought it was funny 5-5-5
MICHAEL DUNNE - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
MICHAEL DUNNE YOU SUCK ASS. WOULDNT SUPRISE ME IF U DID SUCK ASS'S..SPECIALLY MENS.
Lil' Mak - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
SHUT UP CHICK!

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