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Song Parodies -> "Snooze Control"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Control"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Missy Elliott

Parody Song Title:

"Snooze Control"

The Lyrics

Kylie Minogue: "I just can't get you outta your bed..."
Use the freaking snooze control!
Use the freaking snooze control!

[obnoxious alarm clock:]
Wake up!
Whoop whoop!
Whoop whoop!
Whoop whoop!

Time to get roused!
Time to get roused!
Time to get roused!
Time to get roused!

Get up now!
You'll keep sleepin' if ya drowse!
Yeah, so hurry up and rouse!
Get your teen ass up and out!
Catnap snoozin' snoozin'

[me:]
My eyes are goop-glazed. Scrub my face.
Quick now, make haste!
Awakened? Still dazed.
Heck, I need this stubble shaved.

Exhausted, slow torpor.
Oaf snoring, still dormant.
Sleep-walking, keep yawning.
Nuisance thing, morning glory...

Such loud noise! Cram the beeping!
Can't I sleep? This Monday's freezing!
Fat slob won't rise.
Late night wasn't wise.

Must sleep! Dozing.
I lay in bed, loafing.
Hate the morning, somnolent.
Stupor clouds my whole head.

Quit lethargy, yeah. Getcha out of that lull.
Get your ass up, you dolt!
But I'm fatigued in bed, yo!
Weary, buggered.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Very sluggish.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Yeah, I'm tuckered.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Feather covers...

Hell, I crave a siesta.
I lull here, unrested.
At sun-up heard a clamour.
A ring from my alarm-a.

So I used the freaking snooze control!
(Hit the freaking snooze control.
I'm wanna loaf on the sofa, gunna kip some mo'!)

Gotta get sleep, man, I'm tired!
Snug as a bug in my bed!
Land of Nod and lyres!
Favourite friend? Sleep powder!
Screw the clock, I'll lie here!
Sedatives down my gullet!
Narcolepsy fan? Yup!
Sleepy brain gets clouded!

Freaking Monday, God I hate it! EUGH!
The moment I'm awake, go EUGH!
Hypnotic, narcotic,
I give my clock karate!
If that bloody siren wails, go BOOM!
Just pound it with my fist, man. BOOM!
Hypnagogic endemic,
This shit be soporific!

Quit lethargy, yeah. Getcha out of that lull.
Get your ass up, you dolt!
But I'm asleep in bed, yo!
Weary, buggered.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Very sluggish.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Yeah, I'm tuckered.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Languid duffer...

Hibernation here getting out of control.
In the sack with my dolls,
Cuz nitrazepam says so.
Heavy yawning.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Never parting.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Seven forty?
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Bed lethargy

[obnoxious alarm clock:]
Man, get your ass off to school!
Get your ass off to school!
Get your ass off to school!
Get your ass off to school!

Too slow! Let's go!
You'll start sleeping if ya drowse!
Yeah, so hurry up and rouse!
Get your teen ass out the house!

Use the freaking snooze control!

Quit lethargy, yeah. Getcha out of that lull.
Get your ass up, you dolt!
But I'm asleep in bed, yo!
Weary, buggered.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Very sluggish.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Yeah, I'm tuckered.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Somniferous...

[obnoxious alarm clock:]
Too slow, pal!
Let's go now!
Too slow, pal!
Whoop! Let's go!

*snooze control pause*

Should I get your ass up now?
Outta your bed now!
Whoop! Whoop!
Lazy, lazy
OK, I gotta start yelling at you now?
Wake up, jerk!
Come on and just wake up, jerk!
Come on and hurry up, you jerk!
Come on and hurry up, you jerk...

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Tim Mayfield - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Bet ya wrote this in your head before getting up. Wonderful imagery.
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, great stuff, Luke - I'm tipping you might get a few DKTOSs with this one - and funny Kylie preface - 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim! (with one hand tied behind my back, too!)
I preferred the preface in my censored-version-which-I-submitted-after-thinking-this-one-didn't-get-thr­ough-the-censors-two-days-ago-but-obviously-did. I'm off to catch some good ol' Aussie zeds.
Tyrell - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This song remindes me y i am always 4 school just playin not all da tyme 5-5-5
Red Ant - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about Speed 2: Cruise Control, often referred to as "Snooze Control". I stand corrected.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Tyrell and LOL Red Ant.
MC2 - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one. It actually sounds alot like fat man scoop is yelling "get your ass out of bed!" in the OS. 555
Insert Name Here - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Favorite parody EVER
Koibito No Yami (Gared) - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is hilarious. Good job!

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