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Song Parodies -> "Get Your Leash On"

Original Song Title:

"Get Your Freak On"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"Get Your Leash On"

The Lyrics

The third dog song! The jinx will not continue, people...
Bite me, bite me
Gimme a new bone
Gimme a new bone
Gimme a new bone
Gimme a new bone

My dog is puttin it down
He's the hottest howl
I'll tell yo mama now
Yall can bite me now
Listen to me now
Im suckin DentaBone
And if you want me
Then come and get me, howl
Is you with me now
The biggie biggie bounce
I know you dig up me bones, I switched the hole
People sing around
Now people gather round
Now people jump around

Get your leash on
Get your leash on
Get your leash on
Get your leash on

People you know
Me and Rover been hot since twenty years ago
What da dilly yo
Now what da drilly yo
If you wanna battle me then people lemme know
Collar, none on me, dawg
Lemme throw you a bone
Puppy's in the tub
Now shake me when im done
We got the water shook off like a gun


Shh, hush yo mouth
Silence when I, bark it out
In yo face
Open yo mouth, bite my head off now
Collar, aint no stoppin me
Doggy style, don't do it to me
Yall do it sloppily
And yall cant come, close to me
I know you feel me now
I know you hear me loud
I bark it loud and proud
Missy gon blow it down (woof)
People gon play me now (woof)
In and outa town (woof)
Cuz im the best around (woof)
With the crazy style (woof)


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Mary - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Your gay!! Do something better with your time
Below Average Dave - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Not much to say on the parody. . .but Mary. . .you're juvenile, do something better with your time. (sorry--but saying 'you're gay' as an insult is 90s and very lame)

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