Postin Folks

[People in background chatting]
Yo, yo yo move out of the way
We got T-dub Tina Woods coming through
Girl that is Tina Woods she doesn't post a lot
Girl, I heard she posts one message a month
Oh well I heard the Dub was writing on like every G4 TV show
I heard the Dub got tired of all the Tina hot threads
Heard she plays too much Halo

[TDub]
When I go onto the site
I aint even gotta lie
I'm one bad Halo player wanna play
Multiplayer yeah I'm picking a fight
Did you just look at the score?
I'm up by forty four
Won't stop telling you what I'm kicking
And licking throw salt in the sores
You know you've lost, you'll lose
You be just singing the blues
Fight with me gets left a bruise
Halo Master go on choose, pay your dues
Win win snooze snooze
It is true I outdo the crews
Do you know or should I send out clues
Okay dokey looky here

[Chorus]
Derelict
I show the foes
I side wind and hang'em high
Chiron
The longest
Chill out Prisoner
I'm a wizard
Its boarding action
It's the longest
Its boarding action
The maw
And Keyes
Legendary


When I pull up at the show
Walkin into the doa (door)
I'm playing and I'm glad I'm staying
In this G4TV hosting job
I'm writing on Sweat
Get oh you bet
I love it place all of your bets
You're just not a threat
Players? I'm the Icon
You'll be losing till dawn
You have your weapons drawn
Better get gone for I make your ass gone
I need my fix Lan time
Has to be my Ghost fly tanks and
Then play some Chiron
Port through
Okay dokey looky here

[Chorus]

I don't go on the G4 boards?
Why because I'm not bored?
Why because I have a life and I don't go overboard?
Just wanna see what I am thinking guys
Sipping some Dew
I know by the time I finish this line I'll want to play some Halo 2

[Besmirtch]
Uh huh, okay
Once upon a time in West Union
When flipping through channels and it came on
There was a Halo gamer by the name of J[My initial okay?]
Nobody played him any games
He played with himself [Yes a dumb joke]
Knowing he could play
No one lifted a hand
So he went about his business and devised a plan [got lazy here]
Made a parody then he made the post
Thirty forty made
Maybe forty at most
Hold the phone
Two months later
Went on the site to stop the haters [Like there is any]
All around the world on the computer
Leaving the post looking like Huricane been herre
Still writing some
Play Halo with some JLo [Not really]
Never feeling dumb
And I'm on the boards
Please let me fix the breakaway cords
And respect you'll give her
Tina Woods I'll give proud here's my liver
Crap, have to clear these rumors
I got a headache and I've lost my humor
Cut out all the crap and turn down all the lights
Changed because the monitors are too bright
Right to the wrong
Wrong to the right
Scroll down turn around give a batch of comments

[Chorus]

[People in the background chatting]
Yo straight up Tina killed that Thug tonight for real
I know I know I don't even care about her being shot at on Sims of our Lives
You know what we should do
We should go watch G4 when she comes on
There she go, there she go, there she
Heeeeey Tinnaaaa

[Tdub]
Hey Tina?
What's up fools?
You think I aint knowin yall post about my old name
T-Dub Puddin wannabes aint over her gossiping bout me?
Yo how bout you play some Halo for 20 cents so your lights won't get cut off
Plasma grenade sticking cows
"Yo take off that invisibility!"
You just mad cuz power ran out of plasma guns for the Wizard level
Yo by the way, go watch some G4
Damn

[Semi chorus]