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Song Parodies -> "Chug It"

Original Song Title:

"Work It"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"Chug It"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Since my Birthday is coming up (12 days to be exact) and I'm turning 21 I figured I'd celebrate and write this to the most Epic of the Epic 40 (And believe me it was hard!)
Whisky, Rum and Beer with foam
I drank like a dang swine!

This is Matthew Stovarsky’s 21st Birthday!


Won’t get sh*tfaced on the first case
Roll the keg on out for some Beer Pong games
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
What an awesome gift! {Belch!} Yelled out “Yee-Haw!”
If I drank last year I would break the law
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)


Wasted like Barney Gumble when walk I stumble
My brain gets really jumbled when cups are crumpled
Speech has become stammered because I’m hammered
Took my money out the bank to buy this kegger
One thing I dread is the taste of Jaeger
Pour me full of rum like a swashbuckler
I am not a mean drunk much more a cuddler
We get the best stuff from my friend a smuggler
Give a cheer for the beer “Hurrah!”
No more tears when it’s here “Hurrah!”
Get some honey drunk and she’ll take off her bra
Soon I get so trashed that I make these words up
“Chuka Kadup!, and “Mookadarup!”
Makes as much sense as this “Work It” song
Chug It
I drink beer like it’s water
Brain’s destroyed it went through this slaughter!

Will vomit spray on my Birthday?
I'm drunk as a clown while doing frat play
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
Do a random jig {Belch!} To a rap song
When we got this booze who needs a dang bong?
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)

If you’re a good pal you had better come
If you’re not mature
I’m arrested
I drained each cup like a redneck varmint
Don’t blow chucks onto my shag carpet
It’s getting pretty cramped in this apartment
Don’t bring champagne we aren’t that high class
Instead bring another 12 pack of Miller
Before you go trip lean on the pillar
Soon we break dance to that song “Thriller”
It’s so hard to choose cause I brought the works
(Sam Adams, Heineken, Harp Lager and more!)
And if I think you’re cute I’ll show you my private bar
I can make some mixed drinks like the “First Class Punch”
Also got apples, some green grapes and ripe plums
It’s the best way to go numb-numb-numb-numb
When I down the whole bottle I’m drunk-a-drunk-drunk
Poured you Smirnoff that you must consume!
Crashed with shoes on so we can mess with you!

Gonna pass out filling our mouths
Sucking down every drop out of that beer spout
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
Don’t call me a pig {Oink!} Cause my brain shrunk
If there is a test tomorrow I will sure flunk
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)
(I’ll drink too much liquor till I think I’ll puke)

Booze, booze, and much more booze!
Schlitz, Bud, Mike’s Hard Ice Tea, Icehouse booze!
I’m so dang tight that I think I’ll die
Not so sly when Mike’s runs down my thigh
Girls hurl in the trash!
And don’t drink and drive or you’re sure to crash
I’m not tame when drunk it’s proclaimed
You can tell by the way my t-shirt’s beer stained
My friends are passed out like in a comma
In 8 months some sluts going to be mama
Tequila sure can cause a lot of drama
At the end of the night everyone is plastered
Play me at Beer Pong cause I’m the master
Keg’s empty and we’re dead drunk far gone
All of my guests are getting drawn on
When we get up our foreheads will shatter
We’re hungover and it hurts
Painful migraines shut up jerks!
Turn off that radio with those drum-drum-drum-drums!!!
Beer bottles, yuck, yuck, yuck, who wants to clean up?

So we partied extra hearty
And we all got f*ckfaced on Bacardi
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)
Tried to take a swig {Belch!} But I can’t stop
I had to drink it all until the last drop
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)
(I drank too much liquor and I had to puke)

Are you jealous? Whoooo!!!
I Plotzed
And now my beer gut’s so fat

It was crazy! Whooooo!!!
I feel like a hoodrat
We’re Clods

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 18

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norCALCupCakes - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Squire Matthias: . . . Grab your COKE ~ don't forget your TAB ~ but leave your RED BULL yeah, leave it on your shoulder ~ SPRITE's so sweet ~ on the PEPSI side of the street ~ Used to chug GATORADE ~ with Mtn DEW in the shade . . .
Christie Marie M - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done, Matt! Loved the way you switched the choruses in your song. Yeah, I remembered those times I was drunk in my birthday. Your song reminds me of my college years. Also I'd like to wish you an early 21st birthday. I really dug the replacement of backwards phrases and the sound effects in your song. Chug on some 5's!
AFW - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
A really good job on this Rap...they are very difficult to parody, because they fit in no specific pattern, and sort of ramble all over the place...I did one once, and don't intend to do 'em regularly..
TJC - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent Autobirthdaylexical salute, Matthias! Hope your forehead doesn't literally 'shatter' (or Shatner, for that matter!)!
Matthias - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody, by the way... "In a comma" should have been in a "coma" (lol) I don't think it's possible to be in one of these ,
Below Average Dave - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha--told you Work It was hard, I didn't under-estimate it at all did I? :) Good job, a few little errors on the rhyming, but that is to be expected on any Missy Elliot parody--she is one hard woman to parody--this song in particular is probably her toughest original song, love her crazy style, so you know I have high regards for completion of this one, congrats on completing the top 3 of the Epic 40--good luck on Stan
Andria - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't believe I missed this parody. It is very good, and I echo AFW's comment. BTW, my 29th birthday was on the 23rd of May, and I got good and drunk. However, I don't advise going out and chugging a quart of Everclear like one often sees on Youtube. Happy 21st birthday, and here are some happy birthday 5s.
Silver Power - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll go to your 21st birthday any day. ;] Very funny parody, 'Won't get sh*tfaced on the first case' was my favorite. 5 shots of Henny, 5 cans of Budweiser, and 5 cups of Whisky. :]
Abbott Skelding - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Very funny! I would never have thought of this idea, very nice!
Mark Scotti - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: A "case" of a very funny parody. Puking up fives..
Agrimorfee - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM ...oh man, this goes into your cache of top parodies of all time. I never heard the song before, so I had to work hard to get into the rythym of it, and when i did...big LAFFS. You worked very hard on this, i can tell. This may be the 5pointer, but I have just started my judging...oh man.
Peter Andersson - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I take it you're leaving your Disney birthday parties waaaay behind from now on... :-)
Chris Bodily TM - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Rap songs are difficult to parody, and I had a bit of trouble following at times, but it was nonetheless a great beer anthem. I, too, liked that line "Won’t get sh*tfaced on the first case." Also that Barney Gumble reference. Those belches and oinks were funny, as well. 455
bobpiecheese - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not much into the booze parodies - it's hard to make them original instead of generic getting-smashed-ness. Though with this one you had an excuse with turning twenty-one, and this was great (and quite the monster of an OS). 555
Jeff Reuben - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Would have sworn I commented on this already, I definitely read it. Happy 21st again! Awesome job on a tough OS. I'm always up for a good beer parody, and I also liked the Barney Gumble ref.
Arwen - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Missy Elliot bugs me...and I don't drink at I'm clearly not your target audience on this one. That being said, it's a monster of a song to have tackled, so props for that. Also, I love Barney Gumble and made up words...along with real words, like "varmint." Nice work. =)
EmiLoca - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) On the contrary: Missy Elliot is freaking sick (in a good way), and I don't get...freaking sick... for 3 more months (can't wait to get s***faced on the first case). This is a really difficult song to parody so you get automatic props for completing it while keeping it fresh and funny throughout.
Phil Alexander - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Very impressive, an awful lot of work has gone into this.. but I'm afraid I really didn't like the storyline: maybe you painted the picture of what's going down slightly too well.. I ended up feeling sad and a bit sick that this probably is what is considered "fun" by today's 21-year-olds.. does that make me some kind of old fogey?
Invisible Boy - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Party on, Matty.
As far as "rap" parodies go, this is one of the best from you I've seen.
Now, how in the world did you learn so much about boozin' BEFORE you turned 21 ?
Below Average Dave - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah--I was at the AmIright convention remember. . .it'd take a lot more than this to get you plastered, but I don't want to hear a peep out of you next time I do a gross theme--puke was one of your major elements in my epic 40 nomination. . .good overall, you missed a number of rhymes, but I can't fault you on this monster OS, it'd still sound good recorded--but this one you may have to do yourself (It seems you only want me to record your epic ones, you are trying to kill my vocals aren't you ;))
Below Average Dave - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
What to add on the preceeding comments I made? Nothing really--they pretty much capture my opinion.
Blaydeman - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Easily one of the most difficult OS I've ever heard. Missy seems to be the most difficult artist we;ve come across yet. Major props for doing a good job on this one. It was really funny, some pacing mishaps and rhyme scheme switch-ups, but like Dave said, you can slide on on those ;)
bobpiecheese - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) See above! Schtill awesome *hic*!
Porfle Popnecker - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Rex - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Remember, vomiting is nature's way of saying "you've now got room for more!" Instead of 5's, can I give you a 7&7? Props for making it all the way through this one.
bobpiecheese - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm seein' my name twice in the comments...maybe it's the booze, who knows. Still awesome stuff here, don't think I'll get this tanked when I turn 21 in three months though.
Blaydeman - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See Above ^^^^ Still great!

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