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Song Parodies -> "Only Wittier"

Original Song Title:

"Only Prettier"

Original Performer:

Miranda Lambert

Parody Song Title:

"Only Wittier"

Parody Written by:

Nita Dunn

The Lyrics

I am a standup comedian who sings song parodies in my act. This song is to a hater.
I'm a comedy lady of standup, poem and song.
You say ugly things about me to try to make me feel that I don't belong.
Listen here, we're ending this tonight.
Or your gonna meet my left and right.
And though I know you aint' fond, Im gonna respond in this PARODY!
Well, we're all aware of your "Semi Famous" friend.
You say I'll never get ahead unless I go to bed or kiss rear ends.
It's ok if you don't like me, because I sing in my comedy.
I don't mind your taunt. Say whatever you want.
But do it respectfully.

So get your friend to feed you some more funny lines.
In your first five minutes, you dropped his name six times.
There's no need to hate on me.
I am not your enemy. I'm just like you.
Only Wittier.

This is more than just a clash of personalities.
Why do you hate the fact that I write and sing song parodies?
Your meanness ain't just aimed at me.
Don't you think everybody sees?
You talkin' mean about others just uncovers your insecurities.

So, get your friend to feed you some more funny lines.
In your first five minutes you dropped his name six times.
There's no need to hate on me.
I am not your enemy. I'm just like you.
Only Wittier.

I'll keep writin' songs, and you'll just keep getting' pettier.
Im just like you. Only Wittier.

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