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Song Parodies -> "This Is Why I'm Cold"

Original Song Title:

"This Is Why I'm Hot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

MIMS

Parody Song Title:

"This Is Why I'm Cold"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

[Chorus:]
This is why I’m cold [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I’m cold (Uh)
This is why I’m cold [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold

I’m cold cause the windows open (fly)
You hate cause you’re old (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold [2x]

[Verse 1:]
This is why I’m cold
I need a blanket
My mommy told that I should of brought my jacket
I represent VA
I got it on my hat
Wiggas all watch hockey
I’m bringin sexy back
I love all the love
‘Cause people show me none
The speakers start to blast
Soon as I hit da club
But in the Mideast
We love to have a farm
So when I hit the club
I got a chicken in my arms
And if you don’t like me
Well see if I care
I’ll send yo ass on
You can go, over there
Daytona to Roanoke
As soon as I hit da plane
All you wack bitches say
Josh is so great
And then I hit Northside
The people seem to die
They like my washable fresh
(They like my) my style
I’m So White When I Crank Dat Washable
They ask me why I shakin’ and I simply tell them yo…

[Chorus:]
This is why I’m cold [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I’m cold (Uh)
This is why I’m cold [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold

I’m cold cause the windows open (fly)
You hate cause you’re old (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold [2x]

[Verse 2:]
This is why I’m cold
Catch me in a jacuzzi
So freakin cold
My goosebumps look like boobies
16 degrees, this is gettin wack
44 inches of snow, and it’s gettin’ black
I’m inside a sweater
It’s helpin me none
Hood on my head, now I look like a nun
If you goin’ brrrr, then turn the heater on
I wish I was a hot dog, wrapped inside a bun
I’m big like Big Black, I’m ugly like Paris
I’m Mr. Wash White, starin’ at yo thermos
We’re into big conforters
See my temp. low on the fahrenfeit
So freakin’ cold, I think I just caught frostbite
This is gettin’ crazy yo, it’s supposed to be summer
But it feels like winter came in and took over
Winter is a G, but it’s freezing me
And when I see a hot chick, dis is how I be…

[Chorus:]
This is why I’m cold [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I’m cold (Uh)
This is why I’m cold [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold

I’m cold cause the windows open (fly)
You hate cause you’re old (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold [2x]

[Verse 3:]
This is why I’m cold
The temperature is low
Ask me what it is, and I’ll say it’s twenty fo’
And then I hit the switch, that turns on da heat
I wish this coldness would Crank Dat Retreat
I hop out da car
I get me some coffee
It so cold in here, my eye are frosting
Just like FrostWire, it looks like I’m frozen
It’s like I’m takin’ Cold as a class over at Burton
They say I’m an icicle
And cold like Barrow.
Which is in Alaska
for you dumb people
Which makes me realize, it’s so cold that
I’m about to shave and use the hair off my cat
Den forecasters said, it’ll be over by 10
Little do they know it’s now snowin’
I reply it’s comin’ deluxe
Similar to MIMS, this weather sucks

[Chorus:]
This is why I’m cold [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I’m cold (Uh)
This is why I’m cold [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold

I’m cold cause the windows open (fly)
You hate cause you’re old (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I’m cold [2x]
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Chris Cocker - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I feel like finding you, and then stabbing you. You suck!!
Mr. Washable - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Interesting Chris, i say this mostly because you oviously have no idea what comedy is. Figuring your name is Chris Cocker, an ovious and poor attempt at parodying Chris Crockers name, as well as the male productive organ. Hope you enjoy your quest in finding me, and then stabbing me. I'll be sure to keep a look out.
littleCrazyCakes - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it Sir, kinda moves in "crazy gear", I do fear . . .
Somethingnew - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
lol! That was hilarious I am now ROFLMAO!!!!

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