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Song Parodies -> "This is Why I'm Shot"

Original Song Title:

"This is Why I'm Hot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mims

Parody Song Title:

"This is Why I'm Shot"

Parody Written by:

MC Sampler

The Lyrics

this is a mock version of the song, not exactly a parody. MC Sampler had also the hits "Can't Write This", "Baby Got Jack", and "Into Lewinsky".
“This is why I'm Shot!” BY MC SAMPLER

“YO MAN, THIS IS GOING OUT TO MY BROTHERS, MY WHITE BROTHERS, AND MY BLACK SISTERS”

CHORUS:
This is why I'm shot! This is why I'm shot, This is why, This is why, Thi is why I'm shot!!

This is why I'm shot! This is why I'm shot, This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!

I’m shot cause I’m white, I’m white and she’s not,
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!
I’m shot cause I’m white, I’m white and she’s not,
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!

VERSE ONE:
This is why I’m shot, Chillin in the burbs,
Call the chatline, feelin like a nerd.
I represent S-Field, hey, it might be wack
wigga's say I've lost it, I want to be black
I'm on the chat line. It¹s about 9:30,
Baby soundin fine, and I'm feelin’ kinda dirty.
Connect with this girl, find out she’s black,
I say what the f***, it’s time for a snack,
I get in my car and drive to the hood,
Prayin to God I won’t be shot, good.
I’m on the Eastside, at this girl’s house,
It’s the hood, man, so I’m creepin’ like a mouse.
Her boyfriends in jail, I know I’m gonna pay,
I love black bush, f*** Kanye!
I went to the hood, thinkin’ bout my wood.
I hope her man on lock down NOT name's not Suge.

CHORUS:
This is why I'm shot! This is why I'm shot, This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!

This is why I'm shot! This is why I'm shot, This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!

I’m shot cause I’m white, I’m white and she’s not,
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!
I’m shot cause I’m white, I’m white and she’s not,
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!

VERSE TWO:
This is why I'm shot. Why'd he bust a cap,
Just a white boy tryin’ to get a little nap.
I'm shot cause she's fly. Look at dem thighs.
Break me off a piece of sweet potato pie!
Once you go black, you never come back,
Once you go white, you been licked right,
She says she likes my tongue,
I’m alot of fun,
licking her a lot
really makes her cum
I’m white, and I’m black THAT’S Why I’M WACK
I’m on 40 mg. of prozac.
I’m sick and tired of this, I’m sic and tired of that,
I don’t give a f***, I don’t give a crap,
this white boy makes her hot
HER DADDY WANTS ME SHOT
Her boyfriend’s here now
And he’s got a 9 gloc!
I cheated on my wife,
Ima lose my life,
brotha’s got a gun,
all I gots is a knife.

CHORUS:

This is why I'm shot! This is why I'm shot, This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!

This is why I'm shot! This is why I'm shot,
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!

I’m shot cause I’m white, I’m white and she’s not,
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm shot!!
I’m shot cause I’m wack, I’m wack in the sack!
I’d be signed if only I were black!
This is why I’m shot!

“You heard it first, this is MC Sampler, peace!”

© 2007 Harry Artin Berberian (aka MC Sampler)
All Rights Reserved. Electric Eel Entertainment.
let me know what you all think! Peace.

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Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm guessing "why you're shot" is you're either a soldier in Iraq, or you went hunting with the man who sends soldiers to Iraq, Dick Cheney.
White Guy - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Pay no attention to Pacholek. He's our resident political whiner. If any white guy out in the country caught you screwing with his daughter, though, he'd probably take the shotgun to you, too. The difference is that his song about it would be Country instead of cRap.
Dylan Baranski - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Naw. He probably got shot because that song's so stupid.

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