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Song Parodies -> "7 Things (I Hate About Miley Cyrus)"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"7 Things (I Hate About Miley Cyrus)"

Parody Written by:

Stella Constellation

The Lyrics

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I wonder why
When I think about how you got fame
Singing about flies

You were awesome but you lost it
So it's possible for me not to care
And all you’re singing is “The Climb”
For the thousandth stinking time
So you should hear, my dear

The 7 things I hate about you!
The 7 things I hate about you, oh you
Your songs, your clothes, you're far from pure
Your music is torture
Your songs are bad, they make me cry
Your album, I will never buy

You're such a jerk
When you act cruel, just know it hurts
I hope that you won’t sing anymore
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me hate you

I wish that you would fade out
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
That you’re going away

You are mean, you act obscene
And your songs make me turn green
Let's be clear
Oh, you’re not coming back
Your singing really sucks here

The 7 things I hate about you!
The 7 things I hate about you, oh you
Your songs, your clothes, you're far from pure
Your music is torture
Your songs are bad, they make me cry
Your album, I will never buy

You're such a jerk
When you act cruel, just know it hurts
I hope that you won’t sing anymore
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me hate you

If I listed all your bad things
That would take too long to write
But I probably should mention some others I despise

Some more things that I hate about you!
Your fans, your lies, you make me sigh
You’ve got teen girls hypnotized
You make me sad, you make me frown
Whoever writes your songs should drown

Your songs are frights
When you sing them live, it just isn’t right
I hope that you won’t sing anymore
And the 7th thing I hate most that you do
You make me hate you, you do

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best parody ever - March 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I love this it is so aweome! and i agree with everything it says i really like the point you are trying to get across lol
Child of Rock'n'Roll - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Amen! And don't forget about how she's had a "doppleganger" to sub in and do the lip-synching for her. Britney Spears and others have lip-synched on stage and no one says a word. At least Milli Vanilli (or whoever did the real work) did have good songs, unlike this unlistenable slut music. Bravo.
Stella Constellation - August 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comments! I really appreciate the compliments, and it's nice to know that people agree with me about Miley, and like my parody. Child of Rock'n'Roll, yes, I remember that. Getting someone to lip-sync for you, what an idiotic thing to do. Real artists who respect their work wouldn't even lip-sync, much less have someone do it for them. Thanks again for taking the time to post comments! Honestly, I didn't think anyone would, I'm not a very popular writer here. That was really nice of you!

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