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Song Parodies -> "Several Things (wrong with imaginary girlfriends)"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Things"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Several Things (wrong with imaginary girlfriends)"

Parody Written by:

Chasing Pink Elephants

The Lyrics

i changed the second verse a bit. It is sung the same as the first. recorded version comming soon.
Several things (wrong with an imaginary girlfriend)
(Parody of “Seven Thing” by Miley Cyrus)

Sha (x3)

I really want to say this.
Want you to know I care.
But how come im the only one.
That knows your sitting there.
Your imaginary, it’s not scary
When we make out on the couch
Oh can’t you see.
And when we have lunch, people stare.
Im the only one, sitting there.
Having a drink, don’t think.

the several things I hate about you.
The several things I hate about you (oh you)
Your air, not there, cant drive a car
Don’t know where your lips are.
You love me, so very much.
But I don’t know where I should touch.
My friend are jerks, they make fun of us.
They’re just jealous.
You’re pretty hot, for something made by me.
And the biggest thing I hate the most about you.
You make nothing seem real.

Sha (x2)

We cannon play ping pong.
Or have handle bar rides.
Hide and seek is useless.
Cannot join the girl guides.
When you meet her. You won’t see her.
We she texts it. You can’t see it.
Let’s be clear
And when we have sex, I get scared.
Im just dry humping, the bed.
Its kind of weird, my dear.

The several things I hate about you.
You’re here, you there, you disappear
But I know that you care.
You’re made for me, oh can’t you see.
IV lost my airjinity.
My friends are jerks, they make fun of us.
They’re just jealous.
You’re pretty hot, for something made by me.
And the biggest thing, I hate the most about you.
You make nothing seem real.

It can be hard dating.
Somebody who’s not real.
But here some of the good things.
About my favorite girl.

The several things I like about you.
Your hair, your eyes, you sexy thighs.
Look in my eyes, your hypnotized.
Can’t reproduce, but that’s o.k.
Coz ill still love you anyway.
And when you cry, ill hold you tight.
Everything’s alright.
And you look like certain celebrities
And the biggest thing, I like the most about you.
You make me love you.
please comment. copywright 2009 chasing pink elephants

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Andria - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS (believe it or not), but I can say that imaginary boyfriends worked for me for about a week, then people found me out. I had one for about that long in seventh grade. "His" name was Johnny Ray Jones.

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