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Song Parodies -> "7 Things I Love About Edward Cullen"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"7 Things I Love About Edward Cullen"

Parody Written by:

ashbeeanne

The Lyrics

probably shouldn't say this
But at times I sometimes crave
That even though he's a fictional character
That he could be my slave
It would be awesome but its its a long shot
Its all because he is so damn hot
And now I'm stalking Robert Pattinson
But nothing's ever gonna change because he's not real
But here's how i feel
The seven things I love about Edward
The seven things I love about Edward
Oh Edward
His smile, His style
he's so worthwhile
His flair, and oh that hair
he makes me laugh
He makes sigh
and I'm pretty sure that he can fly
His friends they're vamps
I love Alice but
Rosalie 's a tramp
I wanna be with him oh oh oh
And the seventh thing that I love and most admire
Is that he's a vampire
It's dreamy and its silent
As I daydream in my room
What I need to hear now
Is Edward's lullaby tune
He's so perfect, its just not fair
how could any human compare
lets be clear
Oh, I'm not coming back
You're taking seven steps here
Chorus
The seven things I love about Edward
His smile, His style
he's so worthwhile
His flair, and oh that hair
he makes me laugh
He makes sigh
and I'm pretty sure that he can fly
His friends they're vamps
I love Alice but
Rosalie 's a tramp
I wanna be with him oh oh oh
And the seventh thing that I love and most admire
Is that he's a vampire
And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention seven more I also like
Seven more things I love about Edward
his jaw, his eyes
He sometimes wear's Levi's
If we kissed I'd be hypnotized
He makes me laugh, He makes me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
His hand in mine
When we're intertwined
Everything's alright
I wanna be with the one I know
And the fourteenth thing I love about him
Is that heavenly grin

Ooh, ooh, ooh oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh oh

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LookingForAnEdward - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This is brilliant!!!!
Fizz - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy f***. Your gonna be ontwilight sucks in a few seconds.
Gothgal - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I love it!!! Edward is hot!!!!

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