I've got my sights set on you,
And I'm ready for fame,
I have a fart that will,
Never be tamed,
I knew you were something special
When you spoke my name,
Now, I can't wait to see you again...

I've got a way of knowing,
When something is stupid,
I feel like I must have hated you,
In another life,
Cause I felt this deep connection,
When you looked in my eyes,
Now I can't wait to see you again,

The last time I freaked out,
I fell and boomed the ground,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm spazzin'bout
Felt like I couldn't breathe
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Stickey said:
"Oh he's just being a baby!"

The next time we hang out,
I will redeem myself,
My fart can rest till then,
Whoa! Whoa! I,
I can't wait to see you again,

I got this crazy feeling
Deep inside
When you called and asked to see me
Tomorrow night,
I'm not a weird mind reader,
But I'm reading the signs
That you can't wait to see me again

The last time I freaked out,
I screamed and banged the ground,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm mad about
Felt like I couldn't breathe,
You asked what's wrong with me,
My best friend Butt-Head said:
"Oh he's just being Weirdie!"

The next time we hang out,
I will redeem myself
My fart can rest till then,
Whoa! Whoa! I,
I can't wait to see you again,

I've got my sight set on you,
And I'm ready for fame,

The last time I spazed straight out,
I just kept spazin around,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' 'bout
Felt like I couldn't breathe,
You asked what's wrong with me,
My best friend Beavis said:
"Oh he's just being mental"

The next time we hang out,
I will redeem myself
My fart can rest till then,
Whoa whoa I,
I can't wait to see you again,
Whoa whoa I,
I can't wait to see you again.