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Song Parodies -> "7 Things (I Ate At Wendy's)"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"7 Things (I Ate At Wendy's)"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

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I probably shouldn’t eat fast food but I don’t care
Eatin anything but Wendy’s, for me is very rare
I like burgers, I like frosty's, I like anything I can eat, anywhere
And Wendy’s is my favorite food chain
Circle burgers are insane, and their queer, really queer

[Chorus:]
The 7 things I ate at Wendy’s
The 7 things I ate at Wendy’s
Their cheese, Frosty’s and a lot of Coke
Ok, technically I brought that from home
I used their straw, and I snorted it there
And I spilled their coffee on my underwear
A #3, DP, tastes really great
I use their ketchup to masturbate
I wanna eat at my favorite place
And the seventh thing, I ate the most at Wendy’s
Some special Brownies

This facilities amazing, Burger King can suck a dick
And I think at Subway, they sell 5 foot long dicks
I like French Fries, I like Boxes
And when they come together I have orgasms, really quick
No I’m not going back, to Quizno’s, cause
“We Love The Moon, Cause It Is Close To Us”

[Chorus]

And compared to other places, McDonalds is alright
And I would be a Douche Bag if I didn’t mention the 7 things there I like

The 7 things I ate at McDonalds
A McFlurry, another McFlurry, one more McFlurry
I really like their McFlurry’s
Only Oreo, the other’s blow
Give me M&M, I’ll shove it down your throat
More ketchup, for my dick, that I got from Subway
Gotta Lubricate
I wanna eat at my second favorite place
And the 5th, 6th, 7th thing, I ate the most at McDonalds
Nothing, cause I don’t want to get fat

You do Hoes… ?

Ewwwww

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Cody Slusher - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
GOOD. GOOD. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOD
Hilary Star Rodney - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
O. M. G. I was seriously bawling my eyes out over how funny this was. HI-larious! :]

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