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Song Parodies -> "7 Things (I Ate At Wendy's)"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"7 Things (I Ate At Wendy's)"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

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I probably shouldn’t eat fast food but I don’t care
Eatin anything but Wendy’s, for me is very rare
I like burgers, I like frosty's, I like anything I can eat, anywhere
And Wendy’s is my favorite food chain
Circle burgers are insane, and their queer, really queer

The 7 things I ate at Wendy’s
The 7 things I ate at Wendy’s
Their cheese, Frosty’s and a lot of Coke
Ok, technically I brought that from home
I used their straw, and I snorted it there
And I spilled their coffee on my underwear
A #3, DP, tastes really great
I use their ketchup to masturbate
I wanna eat at my favorite place
And the seventh thing, I ate the most at Wendy’s
Some special Brownies

This facilities amazing, Burger King can suck a dick
And I think at Subway, they sell 5 foot long dicks
I like French Fries, I like Boxes
And when they come together I have orgasms, really quick
No I’m not going back, to Quizno’s, cause
“We Love The Moon, Cause It Is Close To Us”


And compared to other places, McDonalds is alright
And I would be a Douche Bag if I didn’t mention the 7 things there I like

The 7 things I ate at McDonalds
A McFlurry, another McFlurry, one more McFlurry
I really like their McFlurry’s
Only Oreo, the other’s blow
Give me M&M, I’ll shove it down your throat
More ketchup, for my dick, that I got from Subway
Gotta Lubricate
I wanna eat at my second favorite place
And the 5th, 6th, 7th thing, I ate the most at McDonalds
Nothing, cause I don’t want to get fat

You do Hoes… ?


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Hilary Star Rodney - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
O. M. G. I was seriously bawling my eyes out over how funny this was. HI-larious! :]

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