Song Parodies -> The Seven Brands I Love That Make Shoes
| Original Song Title: | "Seven Things" |
| Original Performer: | Miley Cyrus |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Seven Brands I Love That Make Shoes" |
| Parody Written by: | Abby Star |
Hey, everyone, it's Abby again! Shoes, shoes, shoes - could they be more perfect?! And it seems Miley loves them too...
One, two, three, four
(Shoes), (Shoes), (Shoes), (Shoes)
Maybe I shouldn't say this,
'cos the store's right over there,
But when you talk to me about clothes
I really don't care
Don't even like hair
Just want footwear
It's so special to me, why can't you see?
And when I have to walk a mile
I know I'll always be in style with them on my feet,
They're so neat.
CHORUS:
The seven brands I love that make shoes!
The seven brands I love that make shoes, oh shoes...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos
When I'm out shopping with my friends
I know what I'm going to buy
My friends stop at a clothes store,
But I breeze on by
I need the shoe shop
This obsession won't stop
I need new shoes every day, that's what I say
Possibly I'm crazy
But I'm a lady
And shoes are just really a part of me
Men don't see...
CHORUS:
The seven brands I love that make shoes!
The seven brands I love that make shoes, oh shoes...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos
I know I'm going crazy,
My obsession just won't stop
But I know what I'll be buying
When I walk into a shop...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
Yeah, I love Jimmy Choos!
(Shoes), (Shoes), (Shoes), (Shoes)
Maybe I shouldn't say this,
'cos the store's right over there,
But when you talk to me about clothes
I really don't care
Don't even like hair
Just want footwear
It's so special to me, why can't you see?
And when I have to walk a mile
I know I'll always be in style with them on my feet,
They're so neat.
CHORUS:
The seven brands I love that make shoes!
The seven brands I love that make shoes, oh shoes...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos
When I'm out shopping with my friends
I know what I'm going to buy
My friends stop at a clothes store,
But I breeze on by
I need the shoe shop
This obsession won't stop
I need new shoes every day, that's what I say
Possibly I'm crazy
But I'm a lady
And shoes are just really a part of me
Men don't see...
CHORUS:
The seven brands I love that make shoes!
The seven brands I love that make shoes, oh shoes...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos
I know I'm going crazy,
My obsession just won't stop
But I know what I'll be buying
When I walk into a shop...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
Yeah, I love Jimmy Choos!
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This song is brilliant. Very well done. 10/10
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