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Song Parodies -> "The Seven Brands I Love That Make Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Things"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"The Seven Brands I Love That Make Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Abby Star

The Lyrics

Hey, everyone, it's Abby again! Shoes, shoes, shoes - could they be more perfect?! And it seems Miley loves them too...
One, two, three, four
(Shoes), (Shoes), (Shoes), (Shoes)

Maybe I shouldn't say this,
'cos the store's right over there,
But when you talk to me about clothes
I really don't care
Don't even like hair
Just want footwear
It's so special to me, why can't you see?
And when I have to walk a mile
I know I'll always be in style with them on my feet,
They're so neat.

CHORUS:
The seven brands I love that make shoes!
The seven brands I love that make shoes, oh shoes...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos

When I'm out shopping with my friends
I know what I'm going to buy
My friends stop at a clothes store,
But I breeze on by
I need the shoe shop
This obsession won't stop
I need new shoes every day, that's what I say
Possibly I'm crazy
But I'm a lady
And shoes are just really a part of me
Men don't see...

CHORUS:
The seven brands I love that make shoes!
The seven brands I love that make shoes, oh shoes...
Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos

I know I'm going crazy,
My obsession just won't stop
But I know what I'll be buying
When I walk into a shop...

Prada! Lacoste! Ugg Boots as well!
With them there is no hell!
They make me smile, they make me laugh
I can't wear them when I'm in the bath!
Sketchers, Nike and Adidas,
All shoes, they are so class!
I wanna wear all the shoes I see
And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
I love Jimmy Choos

And the seventh brand I love the most that makes shoes...
Yeah, I love Jimmy Choos!

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I_Kissed_A_Girl_And_I_Liked_It - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This song is brilliant. Very well done. 10/10

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