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Song Parodies -> "7 Things (I hate 'bout this school)"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things (I hate 'bout this school)"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"7 Things (I hate 'bout this school)"

Parody Written by:

Rocky

The Lyrics

Despite being in two high schools, and my loyalty had always been questioned. This song should settle it once and for all. But since no school is perfect, and just so to make my teachers really did believe I did leave Penrose High for Auckland Grammar because I hated it there. OK, let's see... (chance for me to make up some fibs).
Shock, shock, shock

I probably shouldn't say this,
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
That High School that I went

It was awesome
But I lost it
It's not possible for me
Not make [myself] scarce

And now I'm standing in this pain
But nothing's ever gonna change
Even you hear, my fears

The 7 things I hate 'bout this school
The 7 things I hate 'bout this school, my school

It stinks, it's lame
Place [is] insecure
Girls' smoke, and guys are jerks

They made me laugh
Then made me cry
I won't know why
I was in a fight

That sir, he's drugged
When you scream like him
Just know it hurts
I wanna hide in a place called home

And the 7th thing I hate the most 'bout this school
It made me miss you

I fell awkwardly silent when I said "I'll go away"
It's hard for me to say this since I don't know what you'll think
If I say it, you'll resent me
Now I think it, still regret it
Let's be clear

But I'm not coming back
This is my parting speech here

The 7 things I hate 'bout this school

It stinks, it's lame
Place [is] insecure
Girls' smoke, and guys are jerks

They made me laugh
Then made me cry
I won't know why
I was in a fight

That sir, he's drugged
When you scream like him
Just know it hurts
I wanna hide in a place called home

And the 7th thing I hate the most 'bout this school
It makes me miss you

Yet since all the best memories would take too long to write
I probably should mention the 7 that I liked

The 7 things I like 'bout this school

Chem class, PE, trip to Paradice
When I learnt to skate on ice
It made me laugh, then made me cry
'Cause I'm still too sick for my second try

Jap class[Japanese], guitars and the drama club
Where I learnt to write [parody songs]
I still would hide in a place called home

And the 7th thing I like the most 'bout this school
It makes me miss you

Shock, Shock

You do

Ooh...
Note: OK there is a HUGE contradiction there. The teacher who was drugged was my first Health teacher. I love that class, but he smokes in front of us, but he doesn't scream and holler, but my social studies teacher in 10th grade did, who also was my drama teacher that year. Because of that I morphed their worst habits and made it into one person.

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Mike - October 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done! Probably makes us all think about high school...
Cody Slusher - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I was planning on doing that. you MF. Well,it is not your fault. I just pocrastinate on it.

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