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Song Parodies -> "Drink Today"

Original Song Title:

"Love Today"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mika

Parody Song Title:

"Drink Today"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Jerks

The Lyrics

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Everybody's gonna drink today, gonna drink today.
Gonna drink today, I said everybody's gonna drink today.
Any drink you want to, any place you've got to,
Drink with me, drink with me, drink drink.

I've been drinking for so long,
Downing beers just to carry on,
But now, but now, the beer's all gone!

Hey maid why can't you give me more,
Is it 'cause you're abiding by the law,
I am drunk, and I drink for fun,
I told myself you're gonna drink more vodka,
Gonna make you a drunkard!

Everybody's gonna drink today,
Drink today, drink today.
Everybody's gonna drink today,
Any drink you want to, any place you've got to,
Drink with me, drink with me, drink drink.
Girl with the booze and the gin and rum,
Gin and rum, gin and rum!,
Don't stop the orders or I'll be turning glum,
Turning glum, turning glum!
Hey all my buddies, have shots with me,
Shot with me, shot shot.

Everybody's gonna drink today,
Gonna drink today, gonna drink today
I said,
Everybody's gonna drink today, gonna drink today,
Any drink you want to, any place you've got to,
Drink with me, drink with me, drink drink.

Carolina waits at the Eagle's eye
Give her a Foster's and she'll start to smile.
Sip it, slurp it, down it, burp away!

Girl orders all the booze for fun,
Licks her lips once she's drunk another,
I phone my friends to meet at the pub,
But you know that we're not just drinking
This is a damn good football club!

Everybody's gonna drink today,
Drink today, drink today.
Everybody's gonna drink today,
Any drink you want to, any place you've got to,
Drink with me, drink with me, drink drink.
Girl with the booze and the gin and rum,
Gin and rum, gin and rum!,
Don't stop the orders or I'll be turning glum,
Turning glum, turning glum!
Hey! all my buddies, have shots with me,
Shot with me, shot shot.

I said,
Everybody's gonna drink today,
Gonna drink today, gonna drink today
I said,
Everybody's gonna drink today,
Gonna drink today,
Any drink you want to, any place you've got to,
Drink with me, drink with me, drink drink!

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Everybody's gonna drink today,
Gonna drink today, gonna drink today
Everybody's gonna drink today,
Gonna drink today,
Any drink you want to, any place you've got to,
Drink with me, drink with me, drink drink!

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