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Song Parodies -> "Pirates - On The Open Sea"

Original Song Title:

"Relax (Take it easy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mika

Parody Song Title:

"Pirates - On The Open Sea"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

You know i can't hear the song now without hearing the chorus... My ode to Pirates Of The Carribean!
Oooooh arrhhhhhhhhh Meeeeeee Harties

Took a ride to the end of the Sea
Where Pirates only goes.
Ended up on tortuga with treasure chest of gold.
But the fights and the (drinkings) the same.
(so not sober)
Now we're lost and I’m sobing for help.

Pirates!, on the open sea
For we do pillage n rifle n loot.
Pirates!, on the open sea
firing on me lets fire on them too.

Is that Johnny Depp?
Is he drinking rum tonight?
Jones got him scared.
oh-no they lit canon with fire.
Boooom!.
there goes the Jolly Roger.
Are they cursed?
Are they skeletons on fire?

Pirates
There is an answer to the treasure map.
Palm Tree's mark the spot it hides but there is nothing to find
Oh no leave it.
I believe that we’re running from krakin.
Don’t scream – there are canibles left.

Pirates!, on the open sea
For we do pillage n rifle n loot.
Pirates!, on the open sea
firing on me lets fire on them too.

Pirates!, on the open sea
For we do pillage n rifle n loot.
Pirates!, on the open sea
firing on me lets fire on them too.

Pirates!, on the open sea
For we do pillage n rifle n loot.
Pirates!, on the open sea
firing on me lets fire on them too.

Pirates!, on the open sea
For we do pillage n rifle n loot.
Pirates!, on the open sea
firing on me lets fire on them too.

Is that Johnny Depp?
Is he drinking rum tonight?
Jones gotten him scared.
oh-no they lit canon with fire.
Boooom!.
there goes the Jolly Roger.
Are they cursed?
Are they skeletons on fire?

Pirates
Pirates

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NorCAL-LipsOhHoney - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Love anything "pieRate" Sir ! fav lines: . . . Hey there Johnny Depp, are you drinking rum tonight? . . . those skeletons afire !

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