(Car pulls into the driveway)

”Hey Bro!”

When you jerks stay at my home
You go call China on my phone
Hog the shower, bring back bimbos
Wondering when will you go?

When you eat the fridge is mauled
In my hallways toss footballs
Smashed my vase and my window
Now I’m wondering when will you go?

When will you go? When will you go?
Dude, Hit the road!

You’re an idiot who made me choke
When the toaster oven broke
Covered my kitchen in flour
Made me angry and then scour
Gave me stitches hit my head
With a shovel from the shed
You made my printer explode
And I’m asking you when will you go?

When will you go? When will you go?
I’m full of woe!

When will you go?

You make me groan!

When will you go?

You frat boys blow!

Go jump off a bridge, just get outta here!
In my front yard you flashed your rear
Even though outside it snowed
Now I’m pondering when will you go
You once were fun way back then in college
But you still have preschooler knowledge
You smoked a bowl of weed, I sighed
You drank a whole lot till you’re fried

Crashing here needs to end
Cash on airplane tickets spent
Sorry guys, but you both suck
Your time here is now spent up
When I kicked you out my smile grows
Because I know you guys did go!

Now things aren’t like the good ole days
When we were drunk and vomit sprays!
Where did time go? Where did time go?
I’ve gotten old!