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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye to Food"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye to You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye to Food"

Parody Written by:

Community Shopper (a.k.a. Peter)

The Lyrics

Of all the food I've eaten,
I just want to eat some more of it.
Tears form behind my eyes 'cus I'm so fat.
I'm watching the calories rising fast.

I've been searching on the internet.
I'm getting some info about a diet.
Feels like I'm eating a-way too much
Cookies, brownies and fudge,
And I say
Goodbye to Food
Goodbye to chocolate cake and tofu.
These were the ones I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto.

I used to get lost in the aisles
And it seems that I can't live a day without food
Closing my eyes, and I push that junk away
To a place where it is out of my sight, but its not right

Goodbye to Food
Goodbye to chocolate cake and tofu.
These were the ones I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto.

And it hurts to want everything, and nothing at the same time
I want some bacon and some food that's fried
I want fat, but I'm not giving in this time

Goodbye to Food
Goodbye to chocolate cake and tofu.
These were the ones I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto.


Goodbye to Food
Goodbye to chocolate cake and tofu.
These were the ones I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold onto. The one thing that I tried to hold on to.

And when my cholesterol goes down I'll be free
To eat fatty foods.

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