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Song Parodies -> "I Shave W/ Nair"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"I Shave W/ Nair"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John & Monaco Chris

The Lyrics

we are a couple of WILD & CRAZY GUYS WHO CHASE DA FOXES!!! DA FOXES LIKE IT THEY LIKE IT GOOD! AND WE HAVE NO INTENTION OF THIS SONG MAKING SENSE! WARNING IF YOU RRRRRRRRR INTELIGENT WHEN YOU READ THIS SONG YOU WONT BE AFTERWARDS IF YOU USE NAIR PLEASE DONT BUY IT BUT PLEASE BUY IT AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SONG AND IF YOU USE Nair on your head youd be to darn stupid to water your weeds.peace Ghetto John & MoNaCo ChRiS
gonna shave it off so I can see
The skin on my legs thats ticklin me
And when I shave it its never theree
But when Im asleep its everywhere
must use my nair
Just tell me how I ate thar fart
Just tell me why YOUR BALD and i am RRRR!!!
'Cause every time I look you're GROWIN HAIR
And WHEN I SHAVE IT OFF you're NEVER there

I shave with nair you see
And when I shave my legs no hair to see
You're everything PLUS SNOW that makes me DE FREEZE
KEVINS ALONE
HES HOME ALONE

I recognize the way I shave me feel
It's hard to think that you might not be steal
I swimmin now, a QUARTERS behind me
(JONATHAN MAYVIS ): I try to wash the FALLIN AWAY FROM ME
Away from me

I shave with nair you see
And when I shave my legs no hair to see
You're everything PLUS SNOW that makes me DE FREEZE
KEVINS ALONE
HES HOME ALONE

IM HOME ALONE
OH , OH, OH ,OOOOOH, OH,

And when I BUTT your handS
It's then MUSTARD STANDS
The beauty that's MY GRIN
It's now that we WILL SIN
I EAT MY P&A " porkchops & applesauce"
I hope there never comes a MAY
No matter where I go
I always feel you SMOE!!!!!!!

CHORUS X2

You're in everyone I EAT
So tell me
Do you EAT me?

SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPYALLADOSIUSANDASPOONTHATSAYSHEYMACARENNASANDABULLNAMEDMIKEYTHATLIKESLIFECEREAL@heymikeyhelikesit.com

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