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Song Parodies -> "Every Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Every Bear"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Turn the honey pot so I can see
If it's being guarded by a bee
And when your friends visit your house it's not fair
That you eat all the food cause your a hungry bear
You hungry bear

Just tell me how you got this plump
Is it cause you're always on your rump
Cause everytime I look
You're eating honey
And everytime you speak
You sound real funny

Cause you're every bear to me
When I think A.A. Milne it's Pooh I see
Your good friends like Eeyore
That make me believe
You're not alone
You're not alone

I recognize that your home's a mess
But you never seem to have much stress
I'm glad now you're in Christopher Robin's care
Without him you would be one messed up bear
One messed up bear

Cause you're every bear to me
When I think A.A. Milne it's Pooh I see
Your buddies like Piglet
That make me believe
You're not alone
You're not alone

You are not alone
Whoa oh oh

And when I touch your paw
It's then that I know
The stuffing that's within
It's page one that you begin
You always find your way
Though Tigger ruins your day
No matter where you go
He always bounces you so

Cause you're every bear to me
When I think A.A. Milne it's Pooh I see
Your good friends like Eeyore
That make me believe
You're not alone
Cause you're every bear to me
When I think of your friends it's Roo I see
And it's Rabbit and Kanga too
That make me believe
You're not alone

You're in every cartoon I see
So tell me
Are they made by Disney?

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