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Song Parodies -> "On Welfare"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"On Welfare"

Parody Written by:

Gavin Wilkinson

The Lyrics

" On Welfare"

Turn pockets it inside out, so I can see
If you have the money, that you owe me
And when I wake you're, you're In an underwear
But don't have receipts cuz, you're on Welfare
You're on Welfare

Just tell me how crap got on my guitar
Are you constipated? Cause you always are
'Cause every time I cook
You're never there
When it comes to fast food
You're always there

'Cause you're somewhere else to me
And when I bring home pie it's you I see
But you eat so damm slow
Which makes me believe
Your on the phone
Your on the phone

I see the way McDonalds makes you feel
Barely get to cook
A good homemade meal
I sense it now, my wallets getting deep
tried to get him a burger, without cheese
With out cheese

'Cause you're on Welfare to me
I ask you to pay me back, you ignore me
Since you're a fast food hoe
That makes me weeepp
Over the phone
Over the phone

I am not alone
Kids' a fast foo' HOoo oohh hooo, oh hoeeee

And there in line we stand
It's then I understand
The tasty Mc.Chicken
Lets order and begin
I always have to pay
I hope you never become gayyyy
No matter where I go
I'll pay 4 ur food, so

'Cause you're on Welfare to me
And when I buy french fries it's you I see
You're so damm broke
That makes me believe
You need a loan
'Cause you're on Welfare to me
And when I buy the rest
It's you I breathe
You're everything that's broke
That makes me believe
You need a loan

You're in every restaurant I see
So tell me
Do eat for freeeee?
┬ęCopyright2005 Gavin Wilkinson

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