(verse one):
It is so far, far 'way, not sure if my car will make it
it is such a lemon
Every so often that thing will quit
will she stay there? or will she simply pack up and leave?
At night I have these dreams about our first meeting years ago
she wore her plastic pumps
Her tight clothes were aglow
she's a very strange girl
I had no choice
when I first took hear of her noxious voice

(chorus):
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty
Pier fifty

(verse two):
I thought she was a nice girl, strangely charged for a visit
I asked her to marry me but she had to split 'cause she didn't like me
She had so many men calling her up

(chorus):
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty
Pier fifty

(bridge):
So, I'm wond'rin'
and I'm lookin' 'cause I owe her money
Where?

(verse three):
I'll never forget the look upon her
fake face
How, when, the cops showed up and
sprayed her with mace
Now, they tell me I could visit her on the weekends
but, she's chargin'

(chorus):
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty

Pier fifty
pier fifty