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Song Parodies -> "Pier Fifty"

Original Song Title:

"Here With Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Pier Fifty"

Parody Written by:

Flibbertigibbet

The Lyrics

This is about a guy who's completely oblivious to the fact that the girl he loves is a hooker. Enjoy!! =D
(verse one):
It is so far, far 'way, not sure if my car will make it
it is such a lemon
Every so often that thing will quit
will she stay there? or will she simply pack up and leave?
At night I have these dreams about our first meeting years ago
she wore her plastic pumps
Her tight clothes were aglow
she's a very strange girl
I had no choice
when I first took hear of her noxious voice

(chorus):
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty
Pier fifty

(verse two):
I thought she was a nice girl, strangely charged for a visit
I asked her to marry me but she had to split 'cause she didn't like me
She had so many men calling her up

(chorus):
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty
Pier fifty

(bridge):
So, I'm wond'rin'
and I'm lookin' 'cause I owe her money
Where?

(verse three):
I'll never forget the look upon her
fake face
How, when, the cops showed up and
sprayed her with mace
Now, they tell me I could visit her on the weekends
but, she's chargin'

(chorus):
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty
When I arrived she ran away
at first I had thought I crapped my pants real bad
But it wasn't that
I soon realized that I was followed by cops
She had a bad rep at
pier fifty

Pier fifty
pier fifty

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