I felt you
Needed shaving
I offered
To do it for free
You knew that
You needed shaving
So you chose to do it today

I didn't know that
You were so clumsy
That you'd put blood stains
All over my floor

So I took your
Bluntened razor
And told you I do it
Another day

If you want to
I can shave you
I can shave you
From ear to ear

So hairy sometimes
So shaven other times
And you gotta invest in Gillettes

Your bleeding slowly
You better stop it
Put some tissue paper on your chin

Your really dopey
Don't get it soapy
Or your face is going to sting

Going to sting
If you need Savlon, its in the top drawer
Oh yeah, Oh yeah

If you want to
I can shave you
I can shave you
From ear to ear

So hairy sometimes
So shaven other times
And you gotta invest in Gillettes

So will you tell me
So I can finally see
Why you use crappy Bics'