Flip me upside-down so I can see,
The melting wax that's dripping over me,
Cause when I date it's always there,
And when I look it's everywhere,
This body hair,

Tell you why I came here doc,
It's like an afghan carpet when I walk
Cause every time I glance it's always there,
If you need extra wigs, I'd gladly share,

Cause this body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave,
That I should shave.

Recognize the way that I must feel,
People commonly tell me to "heel",
I sense that now my time to change has come,
I've tried to cut the stubble off my feet,
Right off my feet,

Cause this body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave,
That I should shave.

I've gotta shave
Whoa, oh, ooh, oh

When I brush my hair,
It takes a couple weeks,
The beauty of my skin,
I'd like to see again,

You always liked my style,
I'll hide out for a while,
No matter how I cut,
It's all over my butt,

Cause this body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave.

This body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave.

And it's everywhere I see,
Tell me, how do I pee?