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Song Parodies -> "Body Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Body Hair"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

One of my poppiest parodies...I did it from the Yellowcard version.
Flip me upside-down so I can see,
The melting wax that's dripping over me,
Cause when I date it's always there,
And when I look it's everywhere,
This body hair,

Tell you why I came here doc,
It's like an afghan carpet when I walk
Cause every time I glance it's always there,
If you need extra wigs, I'd gladly share,

Cause this body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave,
That I should shave.

Recognize the way that I must feel,
People commonly tell me to "heel",
I sense that now my time to change has come,
I've tried to cut the stubble off my feet,
Right off my feet,

Cause this body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave,
That I should shave.

I've gotta shave
Whoa, oh, ooh, oh

When I brush my hair,
It takes a couple weeks,
The beauty of my skin,
I'd like to see again,

You always liked my style,
I'll hide out for a while,
No matter how I cut,
It's all over my butt,

Cause this body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave.

This body hair's on me,
I look like Chewbacca on my ID,
And everywhere I go people believe,
That I should shave.

And it's everywhere I see,
Tell me, how do I pee?
:)

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Bob O'Mara - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
No kidding. Only last night I was thinking about starting a parody off of this song, but you beat me to it. And may I say that you would have completely put me to shame, anyways. People who look like Chewbacca deserve a song made after them! Awesome job, Quinn!
Wife of a thug - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Genius! 5-5-5.
connors_chick@hotmail.com - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
grreat effort love it
EmiLoca - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That's two people in the same day who have singlehandedly stolen two titles of songs that I was planning on finishing last night. The only difference with yours is that the song went something like this: "Tonight I'll wax your body hair/I'll cover you with Nair..." Enough about me. I thought this was great, with just enough quirky bits to keep it from getting "old". Fives.

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