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Song Parodies -> "Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Pee"

Parody Written by:

NastyNoah

The Lyrics

This goes out to all those who are stuck in traffic, but really have to go! (Though, if you're in that situation, maybe this wouldn't exactly be the best song to have in your head.)
"I've been stuck in traffic for an hour,
Just staring at the rain flood down the drain.
I wanna get out, it's driving me crazy,
'Cause I haven't urinated all day.
So officer give us one good reason,
Tell us why you can't get out of our way.
'Cause I can't seem to hold it in another moment,
the nearest rest stop is still ten miles away.
So my teeth just start to grit,
I should close my eyes and count to ten,
But when I finish my pants will be stained with urine."

"If I just peeeeee,
Let it empty the space between,
I know everything will feel all right.
Pee,
Every little drop of tea,
I might get a little on my knees,
But everything will feel all right
Once I just pee."

"Well I'm obviously well hydrated,
That's exactly how I feel.
So why did I end up drinking all that Gatorade
With my last full meal.
And I can't even walk in a straight line,
I wonder if I can make it in time,
I'm going to bounce up and down until I lose my mind!"

"If I just peeeeee,
Let it empty the space between,
I know everything will feel all right.
Pee,
Every little drop of tea,
I'm free,
Everything will feel all right.
I gotta pee!"

"So I put my car in park,
Roll down the window, hoping no one sees me.
No one better see me.
AAAHH!"

"I just peed!"
I fulfilled the space between,
I know everything is all right.
Pee,
Every little drop from me,
Yipppeeeee,
Everything is all right,
I went pee!"

"Everything is all right once I just peeeeeeeeee.
I've been stuck in traffic for an hour,
Just staring at the rain flood down the drain."



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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Gavin - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL..i love the story line for that song.. LOL
007Nick - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
3-5-4. Very clever idea, this is perfect for that song. The pacing/flow was a little off so 3. Otherwise this is a good parody. Good job! I also have a Michelle Branch parody titled "You're Gun Happy Now". Feel free to check it out. Just look up my name in the parody authors list...

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