"I've been stuck in traffic for an hour,
Just staring at the rain flood down the drain.
I wanna get out, it's driving me crazy,
'Cause I haven't urinated all day.
So officer give us one good reason,
Tell us why you can't get out of our way.
'Cause I can't seem to hold it in another moment,
the nearest rest stop is still ten miles away.
So my teeth just start to grit,
I should close my eyes and count to ten,
But when I finish my pants will be stained with urine."

"If I just peeeeee,
Let it empty the space between,
I know everything will feel all right.
Pee,
Every little drop of tea,
I might get a little on my knees,
But everything will feel all right
Once I just pee."

"Well I'm obviously well hydrated,
That's exactly how I feel.
So why did I end up drinking all that Gatorade
With my last full meal.
And I can't even walk in a straight line,
I wonder if I can make it in time,
I'm going to bounce up and down until I lose my mind!"

"If I just peeeeee,
Let it empty the space between,
I know everything will feel all right.
Pee,
Every little drop of tea,
I'm free,
Everything will feel all right.
I gotta pee!"

"So I put my car in park,
Roll down the window, hoping no one sees me.
No one better see me.
AAAHH!"

"I just peed!"
I fulfilled the space between,
I know everything is all right.
Pee,
Every little drop from me,
Yipppeeeee,
Everything is all right,
I went pee!"

"Everything is all right once I just peeeeeeeeee.
I've been stuck in traffic for an hour,
Just staring at the rain flood down the drain."