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Song Parodies -> "Barmitzvahed Jew"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye To You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Barmitzvahed Jew"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Since I followed my faith
I get lots of money and gifts
I am so proud
And snatch all my gifts
Counting the presents that I recieve

I've been regretting being a jew
Do I believe the faith or is it getting old
I feel like i'm crushed again
The last year I trained was worthless
And now i'm a,

Barmitzavahed Jew
Bramitzhavs gets you things
Cause your a jew and rich
You get presents, money and fish

I'm still eating my kosher pie
And it seems like being a jew aint right
Getting presents for doing nothing at all
For believing there's a heaven and no hell
But it's not right

Barmitzavahed Jew
Bramitzhavs gets you things cause your a jew
Your friends are rich and greedy
You get presents, money and fish

And it hard to be jewish and athist at the same time
I think theirs god but i don't think their god
I want truth
But I still havent made my mind

Barmitzavahed Jew
Bramitzhavs gets you things
Cause your a jew and rich
You get presents, money and fish
You get presents, money and fish

And when I'm 13
I'm a man
With my puberty

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Daniel - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody was in absolutely no way in time to the real song! Did you even listen to th real one, or just follow the lyrics online!? I suggest you forget song writing as a career and move on! bad work. :-(

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