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Song Parodies -> "Millionaire"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Millionaire"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

well earlier today I was watching the day time version of "Millionare" and I wondered, why the hell do they even barther? They cancelled the origional, why would anyone want to watch a daytime version?
Turn the dial on my Tv
then on channel two, what is it that I see
This girl's a fake, in her big chair
trying to play Millionaire
Play Millionaire

Just tell me how she got this far
this girl trys to be Regis Filbman
'cause now on prime time
this show aint there
oh, how I hate
hate millionaire
hate Millionaire

'cause this Millionaire show stinks
when they cancelled the first show
Didnt take the hint
still on the tube I know
it shouldnt be
This show is old
this show is old

And so this guy has just used fifety fifety
now his lifelines are no longer at three
I sense it now he wont win the million
I realize Im watching a show that really stinks
it really stinks

'cause this Millionaire show stinks
when they cancelled the first show
Didnt take the hint
still on the tube I know
it shouldnt be
This show is old
this show is old

This show is old

without Regis Philbin
the show wont get nowhere
because this new host sucks
and the show's real bad
its always on tv
I hope there never comes a day
when its the only show
on that damn channel

'cause this Millionaire show stinks
when they cancelled the first show
Didnt take the hint
still on the tube I know
it shouldnt be
This show is old
this show is old

'cause this Millionaire show stinks
when they cancelled the first show
Didnt take the hint
still on the tube I know
it shouldnt be
This show is old
this show is old

This show is old

Syndication stinks
now game show network thinks
we need to see (it)
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.9

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MQI (?) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I had no idea that there was a daytime version, but i gave u all 3's anyway...
Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job
ratatouille (formerly bbbb) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
There is a daytime version, and it's hosted by Meredith Viera. And it's a half hour long (rather than an hour, like the primetime version).
MARY JANE - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Anyone who can't even spell "bother" (its NOT "barther') has a lot of nerve knocking anyone's show.
Gmoney - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...MaryJane is right LMOA!! Barther?
David Sari - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing ain't too good at the beginning, and you really should've done a better job at proofreading before you submitted this one. 3/3/3.

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