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Michelle Branch

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The Lyrics

I'm doing my laundry at the moment...and this popped into my head.
I turn them inside out so I can see...
If they are clean enough to wear for me.
I'm looking for a...another pair.
I just ran out of clean underwear!
Clean underwear!

Just tell me how it got this far.
Just tell me "Is there clean clothes in my car?"
'Cause every time I look, they're never there.
But I look on the floor...they're always there.

Some clean underwear for me.
Was at the laundromat, thought I had three.
Oh, no, don't make me go commando, please.
I'm out of clothes...have no clean clothes.

I understand that you might think I'm dumb.
You say, "Go do some more laundry, you bum."
But you don't understand, it's history.
I can not wash some more, no time for me.
No time, you see...

I need underwear for me
I'll find a pair that's halfway clean, you'll see.
A pair that's not too stained or smells like pee.
I'm out of clothes...I'm out of clothes.

I am out of clothes. Oh, no, no....oooooooo!

An elastic waistband...I need some skivvies, man!
Oh, my, there is one in...the dirty laundry bin.
I musta tossed it away...was just the other day.
They kinda smell so-so...they'll have to do, I know.

I found underwear for me...
Some that were not that stained or smelled like pee.
I only wore them twice, they'll do for me.
I found some clothes.

I found underwear, you see.
I must remind myself to do laundry.
But now I'm late for work. Oh, woe is me.
I'm out of clothes.

Dirty underwear, I tell me, how could this be?
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

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Kristen - February 15, 2003 - Report this comment
That was cute! I gave you all 5's!!!
Kat3 - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Noticed we had the same parody titles Great parody 555 Completely different than mine alot better too
Gavin - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
LMOA!!!!!!!! The Best parody i have Ever read...nice work Pacing Exxcellent Funny: Hell Yea overall: LMAO!

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