Song Parodies -> No one Cares (About Sheep)

Original Song Title:

"All You Wanted"

Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

  
Parody Song Title:

"No one Cares (About Sheep)"

Parody Written by:

Kieran Hayde & Heather Godwin

I wanted my own pet sheep
I wanted a fluffy white one
So I bought a fluffy white sheep
But then he ran away
I didn't know that sheep were so violent
I needed someone to lock him away
So I took my pet sheep and figured out that
When the floods come the fluffball will die

But if you want to, I can save you
I can teach you just how to swim
Your legs are stumpy
The water's too deep
But honestly no one cares about sheep

You're sinking slowly
But no one's bothered
My hand is all you have but I don't wanna help
'Cause you're just a
Stupid white thing
But I may take pity

But if you want to, I can save you
I can teach you just how to swim
Your legs are stumpy
The water's too deep
But honestly no one cares about sheep

Honestly no one cares about sheep
If you want me then you know I won't be there
Oh yeah

But if you want to, I can save you
I can teach you just how to swim
Your legs are stumpy
The water's too deep
But honestly no one cares about sheep

But if you want to, I can save you
I can teach you just how to swim
Your legs are stumpy
The water's too deep
But honestly no one cares about sheep

'Cause you're just a
Stupid white thing
But I may take pity
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