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Song Parodies -> "I Laugh At Attornies, As I Walk Free"

Original Song Title:

"Bille Jean"

Original Performer:

Micheal Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"I Laugh At Attornies, As I Walk Free"

Parody Written by:

Viva La Spatula

The Lyrics

leave MJ alone already... hes already been cleared
He was another attornie, a law enforcee
I said yes i mind, if you come inside
who would sue for abuse by my house
ive already been cleared, who would sue for abuse by my house

he told me he was an attornie, and he caused a scene
Then every channel had coverage live
coz he sued for abuse in my house

People always tell me they think ive a screw lose
i should be locked up forever , too harsh
they dont even know me, just see me on t.v
All of this was caused by a money grabbing attornie

the laywers just a gold digger
Some random guy that claims im a criminal
But im not a crooked fool
trheyre suing me for some thing that i have never done

so screw them now ive won the case
The law is on my side
But who can stand when theyre in demand
lawyers schemes and plans
'Cause they sued for abuse by my house
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)


People always tell me they think ive a screw lose
i should be locked up forever , too harsh
they dont even know me, just see me on t.v
All of this was caused by a money grabbing attornie

the laywers just a gold digger
Some random guy that claims im a criminal
But im not a crooked fool

the laywers just a gold digger
Some random guy that claims im a criminal
But im not a crooked fool
trheyre suing me for some thing that i have never done

and then repeat the line:
'the lawyers just a gold digger' until the song fades out

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Huff - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You would actually defend Michael Jackoff? Who cares if he's cleared? This is just like the OJ trial where everyone knows he did it, but he still f*cking gets away with it. No wonder I don't like you lol. No vote.
Huff - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I just revisited "To Hell With Team Spirit." LOL. That's funny. Congrats on that. Wow. Didn't know I could make myself world famous at only 15. All I had to do is write a few friggin parodies and give a dumbass a reason to hate me by giving him straight 111's on one song. I've even given a 555 on one of your songs but that didn't matter I guess. LOL. And I've never cared about being "Mr. Popularity" I just do what I think is funny and I don't care who I offend or anything. As long as I enjoy myself, who cares if I have a foreign "hate Huff" site???? Maybe you were dropped at birth? LOL. I mean seriously, you and some dude in, was it Japan?, are going to make everyone hate me by making me famous? Or, maybe it won't work, because nobody knows who I really am anyways. Slack-Off Records doesn't exist. It's just something I made up to make it look nice. I'm just a bored teenager with a sense of humor and, at times, a big mouth. Might want to re-think that, eh? Huff is a work in progress. I really just want to have fun with it, drop it, and move on to better things. Is that to much to ask? And by the way, tell your friends that "Dickhead" and Huff don't rhyme worth shit. You want war? You're f*cking with the wrong guy. I can't fight back. I'm to young to do that........... But I can sure as hell try lol. It's on. LOL. God I love it when this stuff happens. Rivalries are awesome.

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