You asked me round,
To your house for tea
I asked you what you were serving up, you said wait and see
I kept my cool
And tried out a joke
But your kitchen doorway was billowing smoke

I tried so very hard not to worry
Perhaps it was just really spicy curry
But then you went and brought the food out (possibly)

Could that stuff be eaten? Well I had my doubts
Needed a chisel and a drill to get it out
And you said to me “Kid, if you’re hungry there’s more, so don’t fret”
But I hadn’t ate this yet.

*unenthusiastically* Mmmmmm……mmmmm…..mmmmm

You told me dig in
I did what I could
I have to confess though
That it wasn’t that good
I cracked a few teeth
Just eating the sauce
And you said “Eat up, this is just the first course”

And you looked at me like you wanted praising
I could have said that it was amazing
But not in a good way dear, in all honesty… hmmmmmm…..


And I wasn’t sure that I could eat your food
But how could I say that without sounding really rude?
I said “I can’t wait to eat all the rest, you can bet,
I just haven’t ate this yet.”

One huge white lie
So you don’t cry
But I’ve still been defeated
There’s no retreating
You’ll make me eat it

And I wish I knew just what you’ve been cooking
‘Cause I can’t really tell it just by looking
Well I could try forensics or some archaeology…… mmmmmm…..

Now you want to know if I want dessert
But I’m in a world of hurt
If this is bad, how much worse can it get?
So not yet, no not yet, not just yet….

Ohhhh…..I’m hoping I won’t be sick
And maybe I won’t if I can eat this really quick
Yes I know that you said there’s more, no I didn’t forget
Erm…I just haven’t ate this yet

I just haven’t ate this yet…
Oh promise me kid, next time we’ll just grab a baguette….

(Er yeah… Yummmm, yummm, yummmm, yummm…. )
Yummmm, yummm, yummm, yummmm…)

‘Cause I haven’t ate this yet…
I just haven’t ate this yet.