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Song Parodies -> "The Shops Haven't Opened Yet"

Original Song Title:

"Haven't Met You Yet"

Original Performer:

Michael Buble

Parody Song Title:

"The Shops Haven't Opened Yet"

Parody Written by:

Cat-Face7795

The Lyrics

I’m so surprised, that every night
The goddamn shops close at five
It pisses me off, whenever I go
I have to leave early before they all close
I’ve tried hard to manage my time
But seems like I’m losing my mind
Trying to fit in all the shops
I know it’s petty and know it’s silly
But the shops closing so early is just crazy
And I promise you this, that I’ll work till they stay open till six
Yeah the shops haven’t opened yet
I don’t want to wait, I want them open now
I need a new dress and to get it I don’t know how
Coz all the shops are closed, coz it’s five past five
So when it comes to the party I’ll have to dive.
I know I could to shop to my best
But it’s such a difficult test
Trying to fit in all the shops
I know it’s petty and know it’s silly
But the shops closing so early is just crazy
And I promise you this, that I’ll work till they stay open till six
Yeah the shops haven’t opened yet
The shops they’re closed
And I need my toes
To be done for Friday
Or my boy friend will get a fright
I know that I could shop to my best
But it’s such a difficult test
Trying to fit in all the shops
I know it’s petty and know it’s silly
But the shops closing so early is just crazy
And I promise you this, that I’ll work till they stay open till six
Yeah the shops haven’t opened yet
Just haven’t opened yet
I promise you this, they’ll stay open till six
(I said six six six six
Six six six six
Six six six six
Six six six)

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