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Song Parodies -> "Save A Lap Dance For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Save The Last Dance For Me"

Original Performer:

Michae Buble

Parody Song Title:

"Save A Lap Dance For Me"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

My buddy Evil Wendy gets credit for this one. She provided the inspiration!
You can dance- every dance with that guy
With the lazy eye, let him hold himself
You can smile- any smile that you will
As he slips the bills ‘neath your garter belt
I don't regret you up on that pole
And how you shake your double D's
But, my darlin'…Save a lap dance for me...

Oh I know that he’s got no teeth
While he’s in that seat, go and shake your ass
Strip and dance for all that are there
Don't give a care, long as they pay cash
I don't regret you up on that pole
And how you shake your double D's
So, my darlin' Save a lap dance for me...

Baby don't you know they love you so
Can't you see it when they look
They will ever ever watch you go
Then pay you twenty bucks


You can dance, watch them have a fit
When you do a split
How low can you go?
If they ask if they’d take you home
Dance for them alone, you must tell him no
I don't regret you up on that pole
And how you shake your double D's
So, my darlin' Save a lap dance for me...

I don't regret you up on that pole
And how you shake your double D's
So, my darlin' Save a lap dance for me...

So, my darlin' Save a lap dance for me... So, my darlin' Save a lap dance for me...

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AFW - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Interesting parody...check this one out, I wrote in January, 06 http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/thedrifters4.shtml
alvin - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
clever concept...i like it
Jack Wilson - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
John Barry - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Dancing on a spar.

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