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Song Parodies -> "Maury"

Original Song Title:

"Paper Planes"

Original Performer:

M.I.A.

Parody Song Title:

"Maury"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

It's about how, on the talk show Maury, one can never tell what's going on because the audience just swears so much it all becomes one big beep. The pacing may be off, but when I sang it to my own recording, it worked out.
I watch my Maury,
What do they say?
It’s hard to tell when they have mosaic on their face.
They fail polygraph,
And then I start to laugh,
Because I can’t tell they’re talking up some trash.

I watch my Maury,
That show is great;
Though it might be boring when you can’t tell what they’re sayin’.
When they start to bash,
It just can’t be surpassed;
Or at least I think, they’ve pixilated mouth masks.

Sometimes, I think about what they’re sayin’,
But after a while, it starts to hurt my brain.
Everyone’s a swearer,
Defacing their name
Mastermind editor blowin’ my brain.

Sometimes the crowds just yell out tones
That keeps their eloquence from reaching my home.
Nobody’s a winner! Ambiguous show:
You’ll never find out who knocked up the ho.

All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
He is the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?

Eloquent skull head bones slutty hos and whores san clothes
Running when they need ‘im to help pay for their newborn spawn.
Seventeen year old girls giving birth to future whores:
Would you rather get humped for some shoes or a burger?

Met on a corner, had sex on a bus
Causing her to call up Maury to cuss.
We watch her muh-heneh! We spit out our lunch
Just so we can yell “Say whaddity-what??”

Met on a corner, cost seventy bucks:
That’s all it takes to screw a life up.
One works twelve hours to earn that large sum,
And it’s just used to impregnate scum.

All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
He is the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.

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Some, some-a, some, they mumble,
And some-a, some, they bleep out.
Some, some-a, some, they mumble,
And some-a, some, they bleep out.

All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
He is the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
OK, I admit it doesn't work too well on paper; you've just gotta hear the recording.
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Andria - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I love the Maury Povich show. Great entertainment for an otherwise monotonous day, and it's getting up there with Jerry Springer in terms of censorship, fights and content. I miss Sally Jesse Raphael, Jenny Jones, Donahue, Geraldo and Hard Copy. Great job, and 5s.
2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Do you remember an episode of The Simpsons where Maggie turned out to be a space alien so they went on some talk show to fight about it? That's what this parody sounds like.

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