-> "Maury"
Original Song Title:
"Paper Planes"
Parody Song Title:
"Maury"
The Lyrics
I watch my Maury,
What do they say?
It’s hard to tell when they have mosaic on their face.
They fail polygraph,
And then I start to laugh,
Because I can’t tell they’re talking up some trash.
I watch my Maury,
That show is great;
Though it might be boring when you can’t tell what they’re sayin’.
When they start to bash,
It just can’t be surpassed;
Or at least I think, they’ve pixilated mouth masks.
Sometimes, I think about what they’re sayin’,
But after a while, it starts to hurt my brain.
Everyone’s a swearer,
Defacing their name
Mastermind editor blowin’ my brain.
Sometimes the crowds just yell out tones
That keeps their eloquence from reaching my home.
Nobody’s a winner! Ambiguous show:
You’ll never find out who knocked up the ho.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
He is the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?
Eloquent skull head bones slutty hos and whores san clothes
Running when they need ‘im to help pay for their newborn spawn.
Seventeen year old girls giving birth to future whores:
Would you rather get humped for some shoes or a burger?
Met on a corner, had sex on a bus
Causing her to call up Maury to cuss.
We watch her muh-heneh! We spit out our lunch
Just so we can yell “Say whaddity-what??”
Met on a corner, cost seventy bucks:
That’s all it takes to screw a life up.
One works twelve hours to earn that large sum,
And it’s just used to impregnate scum.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
He is the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
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Some, some-a, some, they mumble,
And some-a, some, they bleep out.
Some, some-a, some, they mumble,
And some-a, some, they bleep out.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
Now who’s the daddy?
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
He is the daddy.
All they ever do is *Beep beep beep beep* and-a *Beeeep*
I’m not the daddy.
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