I come from the Land Down Under,
Full Of Snakes,Sharks,Spiders,Hail & Thunder.
I come from the land down under,
spearing Aboriginies that wander.

What does white man want?
We've been taken up front.
Our land began as splendid as heaven,
suddenly we have the biggest ozone hole in the world.
Not only that,but the japanese killing our wales,
and the afghanees complaining about our detainees.
We've had the Albanians thrown at us,
instead of appreciatin, we hear "Wheres our hotels please"?

I come from the land down under,
a death trap for all tourists,
i come from the land down under,
come and swim in our waters and plunder....
with only one leg left...(ooohhhh!!!)

Dum Dum Duuum Dum Dum

We are surrounded by desert,
and corrupt cops full of Merit.
no matter where you go,
you are surrounded by white men with a huge EGO!
Come and taste our toxified water,
come and pay the highest tax,
come and see how we copy the USA,
now let us all stand up and say.

I come from the land down under,
our troops are as soft as butter,
i come from the land down under,
cramped with psychos that stutter,

i come from the land down under,
dont say our accents are lovely,
we sound like poms on sterioids,
so we think it is best to avoid...

THE LAND DOWN UNDER!