-> "Obviously"
Original Song Title:
"Obviously"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Obviously"
The Lyrics
Recently I've been
Hopelesly stalking
An under-age girl, but I make her hurl, believe me
She's got a boyfriend,
He drives me round the bend
Cos he's all goth-ic, he's got a big dick, he'll kill me
So many songs now
I've written for her, and poems too now
CHORUS:
But obviously, I'm too blind to see
That I'll never win, 'cause she finds me bor-ing
And I know I never will be tall enough for her
No no, I never will be tall enough for her
Someone arrest me
'Cause I'm getting scary, yeah
And I light my farts, I'm into the Arts, and cheap beers
I need a grow bag (I need a grow bag)
Some more Nicorette and twenty porn mags, ohhhh!
[Repeat CHORUS]
No no, I never will be tall enough for her
So give me a hand, 'cause I'm always too drunk to stand
And I'm not tall enough for her (adlibs)
[CHORUS x2]
'Cause obviously, I'm too pissed to speak
I'm wasting my time, 'cause she'll never be mine
And I know I never will be tall enough for her
No no, I never will be tall enough for her
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