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Song Parodies -> "Killer Beez"

Original Song Title:

"Disease"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Killer Beez"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Feels like I'm in the wrong state
The situation's not great
For now I'm in New Mexico
I have to pack and go

Bees left a sting
On everyone and everything
But I'm allergic as you know
I'll have a cup of joe

No one's ever turned them over
No one's hived
Two swarms of killer wasps
Horrible bee
Curse your heart

I got killer bees
Right behind me
No need to remind me baby
I can't live with more stings
Tell me how am I sposed to shoo them out and
Keep your distance from them
Better pay attention to them
I got killer bees

Feels like they've made a disgrace
From all the times they've stung my face
It looks like I've got zits
I wish they'd call it quits

Every little sting they do is hurting
All beekeepers are deserting
Horrible bee
I can't breathe

[chorus]
I got killer bees
Right behind me
No need to remind me baby
I can't live with more stings
Tell me how am I sposed to shoo them out and
Keep your distance from them
Better pay attention to them
I got killer bees
I think that I'm sick
But leave the bee while my doctor treats my allergy
Don't touch their honey, honey
They're not friendly like a honey bee,
Be strong
Keep telling myself that it won't take long til
I'm free of killer bees

Yeah well free of killer bees
Free of killer bees

[chorus]

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Pacing: 4.7
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lebeiw15 - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved this one.
Mr. X - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
It was pretty good, but I don't know about funny, so I'll give a 5-4-5.

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