Song Parodies -> Killer Beez
| Original Song Title: | "Disease" |
| Original Performer: | Matchbox 20 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Killer Beez" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeremy Otto |
Feels like I'm in the wrong state
The situation's not great
For now I'm in New Mexico
I have to pack and go
Bees left a sting
On everyone and everything
But I'm allergic as you know
I'll have a cup of joe
No one's ever turned them over
No one's hived
Two swarms of killer wasps
Horrible bee
Curse your heart
I got killer bees
Right behind me
No need to remind me baby
I can't live with more stings
Tell me how am I sposed to shoo them out and
Keep your distance from them
Better pay attention to them
I got killer bees
Feels like they've made a disgrace
From all the times they've stung my face
It looks like I've got zits
I wish they'd call it quits
Every little sting they do is hurting
All beekeepers are deserting
Horrible bee
I can't breathe
[chorus]
I got killer bees
Right behind me
No need to remind me baby
I can't live with more stings
Tell me how am I sposed to shoo them out and
Keep your distance from them
Better pay attention to them
I got killer bees
I think that I'm sick
But leave the bee while my doctor treats my allergy
Don't touch their honey, honey
They're not friendly like a honey bee,
Be strong
Keep telling myself that it won't take long til
I'm free of killer bees
Yeah well free of killer bees
Free of killer bees
[chorus]
The situation's not great
For now I'm in New Mexico
I have to pack and go
Bees left a sting
On everyone and everything
But I'm allergic as you know
I'll have a cup of joe
No one's ever turned them over
No one's hived
Two swarms of killer wasps
Horrible bee
Curse your heart
I got killer bees
Right behind me
No need to remind me baby
I can't live with more stings
Tell me how am I sposed to shoo them out and
Keep your distance from them
Better pay attention to them
I got killer bees
Feels like they've made a disgrace
From all the times they've stung my face
It looks like I've got zits
I wish they'd call it quits
Every little sting they do is hurting
All beekeepers are deserting
Horrible bee
I can't breathe
[chorus]
I got killer bees
Right behind me
No need to remind me baby
I can't live with more stings
Tell me how am I sposed to shoo them out and
Keep your distance from them
Better pay attention to them
I got killer bees
I think that I'm sick
But leave the bee while my doctor treats my allergy
Don't touch their honey, honey
They're not friendly like a honey bee,
Be strong
Keep telling myself that it won't take long til
I'm free of killer bees
Yeah well free of killer bees
Free of killer bees
[chorus]
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