-> "3rd Wheel"
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The Emo Voice
She says, “Let’s hang out Matt” and then invites her boyfriend
I mean what the friggen hell’s with that?
She thinks it’s fine to bring friends while her and douche-bag make out
I’ll get a kiss on the cheek if I’m lucky
Gosh! This stinks, it’s awkward, and sucky!
And I said Gabbie!
This 3rd Wheel job is so darn boring
The she says, “Sorry!”
But now me and Kevin are paired to the hip sometimes
While her arms are around his waist (I avoid them)
She gives me a little bit of hugging
Then on the couch they are snuggling
I messed up my one chance with that girl during a drunken call
“It’s me not you, because no attraction’s in my view”
Then she swears that it’s not a dissing
But still her and (jerk) Kevin’s kissing
I repeat Gabbie!
This 3rd Wheel thing is so annoying
She says “Matty!”
I’m quite sure out there is a lover for every guy
But a thing between you and me? I don’t see it
She believes that guys should fit and witty to be cute
And I’m nothing at all like the guys she lays, No way
I croon to “Happiness is a Warm Gun” (But don’t like The Beatles)
But that song’s slow and so it’s playing
And I cry Gabbie!
This 3rd Wheel crap has got me lonely
Says, “Don’t hate me!”
You’re my friend and I do care, so please don’t cry
Maybe we’ll date some other day, but I doubt it
This 3rd Wheel junk has got me pouting!
(It’s got me pouting!)
To Kevin she’s now dating!
Well, An Emo I am called with my lonely cries!
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