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Song Parodies -> "This One's For The Birds"

Original Song Title:

"This One's For The Girls"

Original Performer:

Martina McBride

Parody Song Title:

"This One's For The Birds"

Parody Written by:

Jason C. Reeher

The Lyrics

Current country music has pretty much gone to the dogs...or the birds....
This one's for all you birds who are parakeets
In a little cage, just tryin' to eat your seed
You like to poop on the sports page
I know you hate living in a cage

This one's for the birds
Who ever had a broken wing
You fly up in a tree and sing
The sky is yours and you're the king
This one's for the birds

This is for all you birds who are woodpeckers
Pecking on a tree, with that pecking sound of yours
That annoying noise kept me up all night
If you were a man, then we would fight

But this one's for the birds
Some are blue and some are red
You use a nest for a bed
You pooped on some guy's head
This one's for the birds

This one's for all you birds who are ostriches
With your head in the sand, oh man can your neck stretch
You like to chase Bushmen
Your best friend is a Toucan

So this one's for the birds
Who fly so high and far
You pooped on my brand new car
You're beautiful the way you are!
This one's for the birds

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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Lacey - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
It was kind of weird . I like birds but not near that much. Besides, birds aren' t near as bad as you say it.

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