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Song Parodies -> "Bake It"

Original Song Title:

"Naked"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marques Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Bake It"

Parody Written by:

Avery

The Lyrics

Marques Has a Taste For Some Baked Goods!
[Marques Houston]
You know girl...we've been together for some time now...and I just wanna
let you know that I'm ready....I'm ready for you to bake it....


[Verse 1]
Ain't never been a man wit-a sweet tooth as bad as I got now (now)
Krispy Kreme is closed and Dunkin' Donuts don't open up til 5 (mmm)
Just like a cookie girl my head is spinning round so baby now it's time (time)
Just can't wait no more (just can't wait no more)
You gotta bake me what my stomach's been beggin for (beggin' for)

[PreChorus 1]
Send me to the store I'll buy a pound
Of sugar whether white or whether brown
You're cooking like you never cooked before so go and lock that door
You know I'm so greedy and I'm not sharing

[Chorus]
Come on baby turn the oven on and bake it (ooh come on)
Come on babygirl you know I just can't take it (I can't take it no more)
I like candies cakes and more (more)
Turn the mixer up from low to high (to high)
They smell like they're ready
So come on, girl I just can't wait for you to bake it (girl bake it yea)

[Verse 2]
You know I just can't wait for those muffins to rise (rise)
I can eat them in every color flavor shape and size (mmmm)
You know I'm gon' try not to be so excited
But I can't help it taste so good with melted icing
So baby get ready cus here I go-ooh (here I go ooh)

[PreChorus 2]
Take out two eggs, make sure that they don't roll
off the table and now mix nice and slow
Add some flour, girl right now you're kneadin' dough
And you're cooking like I like baby let's go
Come on

[Chorus]
Come on baby turn the oven on and bake it (ooh come on)
Come on babygirl you know I just can't take it (I can't take it no more)
I like candies cakes and more (more)
Turn the mixer up from low to high (to high)
They smell like they're ready
So come on, girl I just can't wait for you to bake it (girl bake it yea)

[Verse 3]
Now somethings burnin in the kitchen!
It bet'd not be my cobbler girl what happened?!
So baby turn it off, I said girl turn it off
It's golden brown brown brown (golden brown)
Now it's time I enjoyed myself
If you got some ice-cream babygirl that sure would help
Cuz it's time for me to stop my belly achin'
But first you gotta finish bakin'

(C) 2006 Avery, Ryan

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Red Ant - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to AmIRight, Ryan. I Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS) here, but I gave you top marks for this parody. You look like you know the song very well, and it's funny.

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