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Song Parodies -> "Sack Some Groceries"

Original Song Title:

"Pop That Booty"

Original Performer:

Marques Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Sack Some Groceries"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Yeah!
Here it is, y'all, one more time
JD, MH (Murray in the Morning is in the building)
AJ & shan, shan, Shan, Shanoff
AJ & Shan, Shan, shan, Shanoff
The groceries ring so hi, hi, hi
We make 'em say, da da da da da da da

I was working part-time at a Piggly Wiggly
I'm at the checkout sacking groceries
All of the products come surround me
'Cause i'm so important like the HNIC
I sacked Milk, candy bars, and some magazines
Kept sacking, on cheese pizza and ice cream
I sacked some cheetos and some Vlasic
Ask myself, "would you like paper or plastic?"
The person up front said, "i want paper, please."
I put under the cart 6-packs of Pepsi
I'm the job they do one thing for me
I'm the guy who wants to sack some groceries

(chorus)
I love the way the products run it
I love to hear that checkout beeping
Paper or plastic, it's your choice, please
'Cause I love to sack some groceries
(repeat)
AJ & Shan, shan, shan, shanoff
AJ & Shan, shan, shan, shanoff
The groceries ring so hi hi hi
We make 'em say da da da da da da da

Just ring that (beep) like there's no room
from video games to some high-heeled shoes
From DVDs to Beyonce, sacking makes me crazy in love
if you're paper or plastic
Uh oh, uh oh oh, uh oh oh
Uh oh, uh oh oh, ooo oh no
I'm sacking 12-once coke botles
to DVDs of Charlie's Angels: Full throttle

(repeat chorus)

(Murray in the morning is in the building)

(JD)
I sack too many groceries on the runway frail
From the towns of Charlottle to the ATL
Sackin' it with cans on a real wide load
When you pick it up with paper, everybody felt like, "whoa"
I mean it's hard for you to ride your scooter on home
With your job uniform, and you friends will say, "oh"
You're sacking that thing like a defensive line
From the punching of the clock until someone says "time"
Paper in your right hand, plastic on your left
Sackin' so hard 'til the day of your death
Now forgive if for starin', gotta know one thing
How did I look at me with a vest and some jeans
The scanner scans it, price check, hearing the beeps,
The sacker takes on the bags and puts in what it would keep
I'm goin' up from the minor to major
I keep sackin' everything from soup to potatoes

(AJ)
Sackin' makes me look so hungry
got myself an empty tummy
Put in some eggs with some guava, and add some avacados from Jamaica

(repeat chorus)

AJ, JD, Shanoff, Tech TV, I never say any cuss words, 'cause i'm in a big pile of sack!

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