Stupid dame of only 80,
She had some trouble with her health
He was always there to eat with her
She always broke the scales

I drove for centimetres
And crashed outside your door
I've eaten so much food but somehow
I want more

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I don't mind how much I weigh
I wanna have my own buffet
Look for the girl with her hair in a bunch
Ask her if she wants to buy me lunch

And she will become
And she will become overweight

Eat all the food in my fridge and the drawer
When you eat I feel naseous
I know my personality's hardcore
Fruit don't matter anymore!

It's not always burgers and french fries
It's food supplies that make up this song (yeah)
My stomach's full my flies are open
But i can eat anytime you want (yeah)

(Chorus)
I don't mind how much I weigh
I wanna have my own buffet
Look for the girl with her hair in a bunch
Ask her if she wants to buy me lunch

And she will become
And she will become overweight
And she will become
And she will become like me

We know where you hide
In burger king
Always buying food and purchasing
Burger King meals mean nothing at all
I'll come in and scoff the lot cause i'm on the dole

yeah

Eat all the food in the fridge and the drawer
When you eat i feel beautiful

(Chorus)
I don't mind how much I weigh
I wanna have my own buffet
Look for the girl with her hair in a bunch
Ask her if she wants to buy me lunch

And she will become
And she will become overweight
And she will become
And she will become like me

YEAH!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And Echos)

Please Buy Me Some Pie
Please Buy Me Some Pie (The fading bit)